Fuck you !!!
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grokit
well-worn member
Well fuck me for thinking today's appointment for pain meds was for tomorrow, at least the office called me in time to change my fucking motel reservation and get the fuck there!
And fuck the power company for letting me get in a good fucking mood because things went my way for once, I even found an nfl game on the internet and then they let the power go out again. They won't bury the lines anywhere even though it's specced that way everywhere, because the maintenance workers' union digs the overtime from the all-to-frequent repairs. Fuck them, I went from my good mood to discovering that my generator needs a new fuel line, now I smell like fucking gas and my sublimator is cold! FUCK!
Oh and fuck all you guys for making this my favorite thread
But most of all fuck the feds, I'm legal in my fucking state now! Get with the fucking program!
And fuck the power company for letting me get in a good fucking mood because things went my way for once, I even found an nfl game on the internet and then they let the power go out again. They won't bury the lines anywhere even though it's specced that way everywhere, because the maintenance workers' union digs the overtime from the all-to-frequent repairs. Fuck them, I went from my good mood to discovering that my generator needs a new fuel line, now I smell like fucking gas and my sublimator is cold! FUCK!
Oh and fuck all you guys for making this my favorite thread
But most of all fuck the feds, I'm legal in my fucking state now! Get with the fucking program!
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Fuck DirecTV.
I'm pissed off enough at Time Warner Cable for not letting me watch Big Brother on CBS that I call you for help. We set up an appointment a week in advance....That's called a fucking MUTUAL AGREEMENT you worthless pieces of shit.
So I take the entire day off of work to wait for your sorry asses since you can't give me a better estimate about the time of your arrival than "between 8AM - 12PM". So I wait.....and wait.... and wait. After you're an hour late I call to find out where your pathetic fucktard installers are only to be told that you cancelled "our" appointment. Of course asking for a phone call for a little 'heads up' was far too much to ask for....I was supposed to read your mind that you had decided to cancel our appointment. I guess my email address that you had on file was too hard to type into your fucking email machine, eh?
But at least we had 9 nice conversations with 9 different people over the next few hours, so that was cool. And I absolutely loved how every single one of the 9 people that I spoke with "understood how this could be upsetting" and to a man "will make sure to resolve the situation to my satisfaction". Bravo to your training department for hitting the high notes.
So after apologizing your ass off, you decide to tell me that a week from next Tuesday would be a great day for me to take off of work again.
Wrong, motherfuckers.
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
Weird how that ^^ post made me go back and correct my spelling.
i made sure to get that quote quick, in case you noticed
iceland, you are doin it right!
what a beautiful FUCK YOU!
grokit
well-worn member
Fuck DirecTV.
Yeah fuck all them satellite motherfuckers. I have two disconnected dish network dishes, mounted on a special 3" metal pole aimed at two different satellites, and it STILL isn't enough to get JUST THE LOCAL channels in HD, I would have had to add a third dish. But I put up with it because I had a great rate, just $10 a month. Then they said I couldn't have than plan anymore because they decided to arbitrarily cancel it and force me to take more channels I will never watch like CBN and HSN for $15, a "starter" package that I can't have back if I ever decide to upgrade. Then they raised the price of THAT plan to $27!
To add injury to insult, they said that I didn't own the fucking box that I bought from fucking eBay! Okay that one failed after a couple of years of use, and I sent it in with a $50 "exchange" fee to get it fixed but I don't fucking own it anymore?!? I owned the ones before that, that I threw out because you said I had to "upgrade"! So much for enjoying the gazillion fucking shows I recorded but never watched in my spare time, or eventually signing back up with those pricks.
Oh and they're no better at setting/keeping appointments than directv, it's like a big fucking joke to them. You're much better off contacting an independent installer with any of these satellite fuckity-fucks. This tripling of my rates and jacking my box all happened in the space of a single year, FUCK them!
PS, fuck netflix too. They just canceled my $6 combo plan, dropping the streaming portion. Then they billed me for a separate streaming plan that I never signed up for, another $5 for the 2 hours of streaming that I was getting for free with the discs on the combo plan. So I upped it another $3 for unlimited, because they wouldn't let me cancel that $5 2-hour plan that I never signed up for. I try to watch that shit but I actually enjoy the stuff I can stream for free more, FUCK them!
I can't wait to cancel this streaming plan that I never signed up for, and I'm still a bit peeved that they essentially upped my rate by a third on the disc plan as it no longer includes the two hours of streaming. I think they just hate cheap pricks like me that don't want to give them any more than $6 or $10 every fucking month. I hope it cost them $6.49 to process my $5.99 check!
FUCK all of these content providing pricks but I'm gonna keep getting the two blu-rays, just to piss them off
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RUDE BOY
Space is the Place
i made sure to get that quote quick, in case you noticed
Fucking thanx Bob that one Fucking letter leads us that much fucking closer to understanding lwiens thought process
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Bamafan86
Well-Known Member
FUCK everyone that are to FUCKING retarded to order a FUCKING pizza online, then order the wrong shit and expect me to replace every god damn thing in your order for FUCKING free!
FUCK you dick Jones! With your unrealistic expectations, FUCKING us on our bonuses every FUCKING month, refusing to give any kind of military discount, and just FUCK you!!
FUCK you dick Jones! With your unrealistic expectations, FUCKING us on our bonuses every FUCKING month, refusing to give any kind of military discount, and just FUCK you!!
lwien
Well-Known Member
i made sure to get that quote quick, in case you noticed
I would have probably figured it out a week from now and it would be too fucking late to edit it.
Edit time limits? WTF ??? it's like a statute of limitations.
Fucking thanx Bob that one Fucking letter leads us that much fucking closer to understanding lwiens thought process
There's a process? We don't need no stiiiiinkin processes.
And ya know what else? That fucking can of worms belongs on my cousins Thanksgiving dinner table when she has the whole family over once a year. Yup, that's where it belongs. No doubt about it.
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Fuck DirecTV.
I'm pissed off enough at Time Warner Cable for not letting me watch Big Brother on CBS that I call you for help. We set up an appointment a week in advance....That's called a fucking MUTUAL AGREEMENT you worthless pieces of shit.
So I take the entire day off of work to wait for your sorry asses since you can't give me a better estimate about the time of your arrival than "between 8AM - 12PM". So I wait.....and wait.... and wait. After you're an hour late I call to find out where your pathetic fucktard installers are only to be told that you cancelled "our" appointment. Of course asking for a phone call for a little 'heads up' was far too much to ask for....I was supposed to read your mind that you had decided to cancel our appointment. I guess my email address that you had on file was too hard to type into your fucking email machine, eh?
But at least we had 9 nice conversations with 9 different people over the next few hours, so that was cool. And I absolutely loved how every single one of the 9 people that I spoke with "understood how this could be upsetting" and to a man "will make sure to resolve the situation to my satisfaction". Bravo to your training department for hitting the high notes.
So after apologizing your ass off, you decide to tell me that a week from next Tuesday would be a great day for me to take off of work again.
Wrong, motherfuckers.
This is why I no longer have cable, and use a combination of an antenna for free HD channels, plus a jailbroken apple tv (version 2) where I get everything I want, including current programming for free. Fuck the cable & satellite companies. Crooks, the whole lot of them.
Abysmal Vapor
Supersniffer 2000 - robot fart detection device
Fuck people who have fucked you by leaving and then trying to come back and mess you up again.. Fuck second chances... No turning back...cause you might earn an assfuck..
deadheadbill
I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
Green turtles you say? Great fuckin soup!!!
I was but my fingers have a fucking mind of their own and went of a fucking dingleberry hunt so, FUCK MY FINGERS!
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Fuck DirecTV.
I'm pissed off enough at Time Warner Cable for not letting me watch Big Brother on CBS that I call you for help. We set up an appointment a week in advance....That's called a fucking MUTUAL AGREEMENT you worthless pieces of shit.
So I take the entire day off of work to wait for your sorry asses since you can't give me a better estimate about the time of your arrival than "between 8AM - 12PM". So I wait.....and wait.... and wait. After you're an hour late I call to find out where your pathetic fucktard installers are only to be told that you cancelled "our" appointment. Of course asking for a phone call for a little 'heads up' was far too much to ask for....I was supposed to read your mind that you had decided to cancel our appointment. I guess my email address that you had on file was too hard to type into your fucking email machine, eh?
But at least we had 9 nice conversations with 9 different people over the next few hours, so that was cool. And I absolutely loved how every single one of the 9 people that I spoke with "understood how this could be upsetting" and to a man "will make sure to resolve the situation to my satisfaction". Bravo to your training department for hitting the high notes.
So after apologizing your ass off, you decide to tell me that a week from next Tuesday would be a great day for me to take off of work again.
Wrong, motherfuckers.
That's so weird. We have had DirecTV since 2006, and they have always given us exceptional service. I hate that happened to you.
Tamataz
Icelander
i made sure to get that quote quick, in case you noticed
iceland, you are doin it right!
what a beautiful FUCK YOU!
Proud Icelander right here! We are so chill with homosexuals, i mean, our prime minister is a 70 year old lesbian.
Some Icelandic Fun Facts
-No mosquitoes (FUCK YOU S'QUITOES)
-No ants
-no tipping system (room service only expectation)
-population of iceland is less than 400,000 people (Massachusetts alone is 6.6 million, thats about 16 times that of iceland, yet iceland is four times bigger in size)
-the average Icelander is fluent in English, along with speaking Icelandic
-Icelandic language has been virtually unchanged for the past 1000 years
-Icelandic culture fosters a high level of gender equality and civil rights
-One of the happiest countries in the world
-One of the longest living people in the world
-Beer was ILLEGAL until 1989, but vodka, liquor etc was always fair game.
-Best tap water around
-The major of Reykjavik is a FUCKING COMEDIAN WITH ZERO POLITICAL EXPERIANCE! (Jon Gnarr)
-Icelanders have the most beautiful women in the world, per capita (because we won Miss World 3 times, which is a lot for such a small nation, and seriously - MILF's everywhere)
-Icelanders speak on the in-breath sometimes
Okay I'm done derailing the thread now, visit Iceland before you die - or fuck you!
Proud Icelander right here! We are so chill with homosexuals, i mean, our prime minister is a 70 year old lesbian.
Some Icelandic Fun Facts
-No mosquitoes (FUCK YOU S'QUITOES)
-No ants
-no tipping system (room service only expectation)
-population of iceland is less than 400,000 people (Massachusetts alone is 6.6 million, thats about 16 times that of iceland, yet iceland is four times bigger in size)
-the average Icelander is fluent in English, along with speaking Icelandic
-Icelandic language has been virtually unchanged for the past 1000 years
-Icelandic culture fosters a high level of gender equality and civil rights
-One of the happiest countries in the world
-One of the longest living people in the world
-Beer was ILLEGAL until 1989, but vodka, liquor etc was always fair game.
-Best tap water around
-The major of Reykjavik is a FUCKING COMEDIAN WITH ZERO POLITICAL EXPERIANCE! (Jon Gnarr)
-Icelanders have the most beautiful women in the world, per capita (because we won Miss World 3 times, which is a lot for such a small nation, and seriously - MILF's everywhere)
-Icelanders speak on the in-breath sometimes
Okay I'm done derailing the thread now, visit Iceland before you die - or fuck you!
Fuck you. Sign me up!
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
when is it warmest?
Tamataz
Icelander
Obviously in the summer, lol. I would compare the weather to the of Britain. It rains quite a lot and is windy. Its also neat to go during winter, they days are short (get darker very soon, while in summer its pretty much daylight 24/7, it could be 2am in the morning, but still bright as fuck) you may get lucky and see northern lights. However even tho Iceland is close to the north pole, it actually gets colder in the states during winter then in Iceland. This is because of the gulf stream, bringing the warm air up, instead of cold air down from the north pole. Just, don't quote me on that - i dont science.
