Fuck that, I was subtly on topic...
Oh wait... fuck you, this isn't the picture thread.
Go fuck yourself, the secret is to purchase the upgrade right before boarding at the checking in station. If 1st class isn't full, most airlines will let you upgrade your economy/coach for a nominal price. But its first come first served and you're never promised that it wont be full. Case in point, I flew back from Hawaii in 1st class for only $150 more than the cost of my coach ticket.
Fuck you, that's only $25 more than the co-pay if you use points to upgrade to first class on United. Of course using your points means you're guaranteed to get a seat. The flights to Hawaii I usually take are always completely full so if I tried your strategy, United would just say, "Fuck you!"
Oh and fuck Chick-fil-a and their slow drive through line.
Fuck you for going to Chick-fil-A in the first place!
Oh, and FUCK CHICK-FIL-A!
It is delicious. Well played, sir.Why? Is it less delicious than I think it is?
I'm not sure I want to fuck bratwust, in any order... Don't delete me don't delete me...FUCK bratwurst, chick-fil-a, hobby lobby AND satan!
edit: not necessarily in that order.
I will certainly FUCK fast food, because it is mostly terrible for you (with a few exceptions), but DAMN it tastes GOOD sometimes. I wish I could eliminate it from my diet, but time has shown that I can not.
OMG, no Portillo's? Oh FUCK, what would there be to live for?I've eliminated it from mine totally and I used to live on that fucking shit. It was kinda like cocaine. I had to quit cold turkey one day. Haven't gone back to either one since.