Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
So, uh, that was yours?
Yes! Give it back!
So, uh, that was yours?
Yes! Give it back!
(If I had one, it would be yours, but since it's Friday, prepare to be razzed!)
Oh, I'm sorry Vicki. I have no record of a Deposit on file. And you know the rules....
I know. I was just kidding. Maybe...
I don't understand why USPS would want to steal a Dabber battery and Fish antibiotic.
Idiots don't know what's in the packages until they "inspect" them. If it's not something they want or think is valuable to them, then it probably just gets tossed and becomes a "lost" package.
Are some items truly lost? Yeah, it's bound to happen with so much traffic going through Centers...but the other type of "lost" probably happens more often...
No. NSA Utah is the "Data Vault" & Sort Center. I don't think people understand that they are using Cray, liquid helium cooled supercomputers, to crunch your "meta data" and decipher the associations that you make. Its not that the government is "listening" to everything you say, they only do that when they become interested in you. Until then its who you talk to eh? What associations do you make? And they want to store everything forever so they can search back into history to look for new "bad guys" . . . Do you ever think they will be able to turn this thing off?That's probably the basement of the NSA building in Utah...might as well keep all of their illegal activities in one place...
Yes . . . yes I know. I also have a very sarcastic, dry wit that doesn't translate well into this medium. Thats why people think I am an opinionated, old, asshole, which I am. I may be brief in my words, but I will not agree with a friend on something simply because they are a friend.I'm sure you knew I was being facetious about the NSA in Utah, t-dub.
Those maniac's that slammed jets into our buildings and killed 3000 people did far more damage than that day produced. They gave our Gov't the "in" they needed to start up fucking programs like the Data Center in Utah, the TSA and countless other ways that they now feel are "needed" to keep all Americans "safe".
I don't know when or if we will ever be able to extricate ourselves from the bullshit they have flung us into...guess as long as the nut jobs out their continue to want to convert or kill us all, our Gov't will have the excuses it needs to trample on our rights...
Oh Yeah...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thats why people think I am an opinionated, old, asshole,.....