Fuck you !!!

[ShipDit]

You guys all realize that was just the bike seat, right? Fuck you if you don't.

Ummm you folks know paka is a cop right? I mean look it up,"pakalolo" means "dirty cop" in some language I just made up.
Rumor is he's never banned anyone,just took them out back and shot them,then fIlmed himself violating the corpses. He then mails the tapes to the grieving family. Then,just to be a dick,he calls them up at 3am and issues them an infraction. That's not the kind of person you mess with. Or is he the perfect parson to mess with? Who the hell are we talking about any way? Damnit,I had something important to say....oh yeah,now I remember,Fuck Pakalolo!
Please don't flip out paka,the above ramblings were TOTALY in line with the O.P.!
Gotta admit,it did feel good,righteous even,

 

[momofthegoons]

Well fuck that..... I thought I was the only one here who modded naked, stoned and laughing....

 

[ShipDit]

Well fuck that..... I thought I was the only one here who modded naked, stoned and laughing....

Pictures,we demand pictures!

 

[lwien]

^^ There's something for everyone, eh?

And regarding Paka and the bicycle seat, I just got a few questions. Why did he zoom in on that pic? What was it that he REALLY wanted to see?

A circumcision?

To see if the glans was any different on Asians riding bicycles than on white guys who hang out with turtles?

Artist rendering of Paka intently looking...............................and we all know that he's not wearing anything under that coat and that there's a hole in that right pocket.

 

[Tweek]

In Mexico, he his known as the "PakaYoYo"

 

[Pcpvapors]

Fuck high tolerances, I enjoy spending 20$ on a gram every month and a half.

 

[lwien]

Fuck high tolerances, I enjoy spending 20$ on a gram every month and a half.

Fucking doppelganger !!

 

[ogcook]

Fuck high tolerances, I enjoy spending 20$ on a gram every month and a half.

o.o
I can go through that in a day without flinching...
Fuck tolerances!

 

[lwien]

Fuck colonoscopy preps: Fuck sitting on the fucking toilet feeling like you're heads going to cave in due to your asshole exploding every 10 minutes. Fuck the burning asshole that goes along with it. Fuck the 48 hour clear liquid diet. Fuck the taste of the prep. Fuck the second dose of the magnesium citrate that they "say" should be out of your system within 2 hours, but is still doing it's job 4 hours later and you're trying to figure out how you're gonna deal with shitting in your car on the way to the procedure.

Fucking colonoscopies. Scheduled for the 16th of next month and I'm already "kvetching" about it.

 

[fluffhead]

Fuck colonoscopy preps: Fuck sitting on the fucking toilet feeling like you're heads going to cave in due to your asshole exploding every 10 minutes. Fuck the burning asshole that goes along with it. Fuck the 48 hour clear liquid diet. Fuck the taste of the prep. Fuck the second dose of the magnesium citrate that they "say" should be out of your system within 2 hours, but is still doing it's job 4 hours later and you're trying to figure out how you're gonna deal with shitting in your car on the way to the procedure.

Fucking colonoscopies.

Fuck that shit! I'll be right there complaining about the same "shit" in a week today!

 

[Tweek]

Fuck prostate exams. Is it really necessary for my doctor to practically lose his fucking rolex up my ass?

 

[fluffhead]

Fuck prostate exams. Is it really necessary for my doctor to practically lose his fucking rolex up my ass?

It's not his fault that your ass is so big. Tell your wife to take it easy on you next time. And you got a watch out of it!

 

[Tweek]

It's not his fault that your ass is so big. Tell your wife to take it easy on you next time. And you got a watch out of it!

Are you married? If so, then your ass has probably widened by default.

 

[RUDE BOY]

^^ NO Fuckin' shit that's better then a Timex !

 

[Tweek]

^^ NO Fuckin' shit that's better then a Timex !

At least if he loses it, you will have a built in stop watch.

 

[fluffhead]

Are you married? If so, then your ass has probably widened by default.

Yes, and it has gotten bigger on the outside, sure. But its still a tight squeeze for my doctor to check my prostate.

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

Fucking colonoscopies. Scheduled for the 16th of next month and I'm already "kvetching" about it.

Fucking colonoscopy preps blow!! I'll PM you some helpful tips to ease your pain I have a history of Colon Cancer in the family and have had more than my fair share of the dreaded fucking prep.

 

[Tweek]

Fucking colonoscopy preps blow!! I'll PM you some helpful tips to ease your pain I have a history of Colon Cancer in the family and have had more than my fair share of the dreaded fucking prep.

Actually, if you could PM me some tips as well, that would be great. Someone I know is going for their first one and is scared shitless

 

[fluffhead]

Fucking colonoscopy preps blow!! I'll PM you some helpful tips to ease your pain I have a history of Colon Cancer in the family and have had more than my fair share of the dreaded fucking prep.

Me too on the tips, please. This will be my first even after having pretty much every other stomach test done.

 

[Tweek]

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

OK here you go lol
Ask if you can do the Miralax prep instead of the Citrate crap. Miralax is tasteless - you add it to a few bottles of a sports drink- result is still the same
Go to the pharmacy and buy some rubber gloves and a tube of A&D ointment and smear that crap on your hole before and keep reapplying -helps with the burning and as always use the softest tissue you can buy -i just did a quick search lol http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/product-reviews/health-products/toilet-paper-reviews/
I wish i had had these tips before my first prep.
I may as well just of for it

I prefer the A&D ointment over Petroleum jelly. Wear knickers that you don't ever want to wear again cause the A&D with fuck them up. Sleep with a towel under you at night cause -whatever you do, don't sneeze or fucking cough . Preps will fuck you up - so make sure you have everything you need to keep you company in the bathroom.
Make lots of sugar free jello- cause you will be hungry and it's better than nothing the day before.
The prep is the worst part- they should knock you out with some propofol and you will wake up and it will all be over. If they take any polyps out-they always do in me you might be ordered too eat a soft diet for a few days so make sure you have things like soups, eggs , mashed potatoes etc available.
If i think of anything else i'll add to this but these tips make my preps a lot better than my first time

 

[Tweek]

I followed you up until the part about smearing lube on my asshole.

 

[lwien]

I followed you up until the part about smearing lube on my asshole.

Ya know, after the last prep I did, I'd do just about anything to have it not feel like someone is holding a torch lighter to my asshole.

 

[Tweek]

Ya know, after the last prep I did, I'd do just about anything to have it not feel like someone is holding a torch lighter to my asshole.

Don't you usually get knocked out? I know one guy who said no to the drugs, and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

 

[lwien]

Don't you usually get knocked out? I know one guy who said no to the drugs, and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

The torch to my asshole is during the prep, not the procedure.

I could be the first human vape delivery system. I'll eat a bunch of dry weed, torch my asshole and suck on my mouth. Takes "shotgun" to a whole other level.