Fuck you !!!

[Tweek]

I assume that she used the cheese smell as it drowned out your odour.

Fuck that shit. From all the pornos I watched as a kid, I learned it was very important to keep yourself well scrubbed.

Descriptions of her face aside...

What cheese?

She was actually quite attractive. Just an oddball. Not sure of the brand, if that is what you are inquiring about?

 

[lwien]

Fuck you...cheese is a very sensual food. I dated a girl once, who apparently rubbed her face in cheddar. Old sharp, to be exact.

Then do what's right and throw some mustard on that face..........

 

[nigel]

Then do what's right and throw some mustard on that face..........

Mustardkake??

 

[Tweek]

Then do what's right and throw some mustard on that face..........

I gave it some mayo.

 

[lwien]

Ya know, I really try to add some class to this thread and you take it right into the fucking gutter........

 

[Tweek]

Ya know, I really try to add some class to this thread and you take right into the fucking gutter........

Class? By invoking images of you leaning back in your bathrobe by a crackling fire, plate of cheddar in one hand, jar of mustard in the other?

 

[momofthegoons]

Ya know, I really try to add some class to this thread and you take right into the fucking gutter........

Oh God.... That was good!

 

[Shrike]

Senator Blutarsky knows mustard...

 

[Dreamerr]

Watch out nigel and LW

 

[lwien]

Which reminds me, there's just somethin' about ladies and bows...........

 

[Shrike]

I hope that crotch plate is a radiation warning and not a bio-hazard warning...

Edit::God...I love archery!

 

[nigel]

Amazons remove the left on for archery, correct?

DIBBS!





{Too much?}

 

[Shrike]

Amazons remove the left on for archery, correct?

DIBBS!





{Too much?}

yeah, they do...what a shame that would be in this young lady's case...she'd be listing to the right constantly while walking...

 

[nigel]

@Shrike is unfamiliar with the concept of "dibbs"

 

[Shrike]

I know what "dibbs" means in certain context...but, you're right, Nigel...not sure what I am missing here...must be a senile moment for me...

FUCK senility!!

 

[nigel]

Fuck people who make me explain jokes, and thus *I'M* now the creepy guy.


@Shrike -- dibs on the removed appendage.
'Cause you know... one has a whole shelf of mason jars down in the basement full of them... you know next to the lotion that it puts in the basket.

Dammit, where's @Tweek?

 

[grokit]

FUCK new product launches! Either the product isn't really ready, or the website isn't, or the people at the company itself are as totally misinformed and frustrated as the customers. Or all three!

 

[Shrike]

Shit...I'm slow...

Should have got a nice macabre reference like that...

What would Jeffrey Dahmer think of me?

Oh wait...he doesn't think of anything after a fellow inmate put a pipe through his head.

"It puts the lotion on its skin...else it get the hose again"

 

[Tweek]

Fuck people who make me explain jokes, and thus *I'M* now the creepy guy.


@Shrike -- dibs on the removed appendage.
'Cause you know... one has a whole shelf of mason jars down in the basement full of them... you know next to the lotion that it puts in the basket.

Dammit, where's @Tweek?

Sorry @nigel all this talk of cheese made me hungry. Had to nip off for a nosh.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

 

[VaporsVaporizer]

 

[Mark4MMJ]

Ok fuck you all who can't follow the rules as this is the fuck you thread...so fuck you tweek, grokit, mom and the maker of the thread LW.

Now fuck nigel you know why...

Fuck all of you all over again for not making me vape this morning to late now I did and am fine but geeze must you make me suffer all fuckin' day..............you all fuckin' suck.

Fuck you Dreamerr, I'm in a completely different timezone! FUCK YOU for not remembering on your own. I mean shit!, It's FUCKING WEED!!!

 

[grokit]

I'm even further out west than that...

But wtf if you haven't yet today Dreamerr, VAPE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

No need to thank me just vape some more

 

[Dreamerr]

Fuck you mark cause we are in the same fuckin' time zone for the moment. Now go take a vape break and come back at me a bit more...............................................

Oh and mom was on it cause she is in a diff time zone and it was on my puter when I got up so fuckin' there. I am vaped and fine.

 

[Mark4MMJ]

Fuck you mark cause we are in the same fuckin' time zone for the moment. Now go take a vape break and come back at me a bit more...............................................

Oh and mom was on it cause she is in a diff time zone and it was on my puter when I got up so fuckin' there. I am vaped and fine.

We may be in the same time zone physicaly, but mentally, we're on different ends of the Space-time continuum. Hypothesis proven by your inability to remember to vape, so now, Fuck You!