Oh for fuck's sake MODERN PC PROBLEMS edition. 2 power supplys in both my desktops die 2 weeks apart.

The second desktop was supposed to be my backup with all my login credentials. The UPS that I just bought is suspect. But that could just be bad timing.
How am I supposed to be a loudmouthed, internet bully, tough guy online. Y'know, So I can inflate my false sense of superiority and foist my sense of being 'right' on others?

Not very swimmingly with this old Toughbook. It is a try hard when it's underpowered, I type and wait 3 to several seconds for the screen to catch up and display my characters.

It is like operating a laptop that is sitting on MARS.
Fortunately, I got it configured and working well enough to research and place an order for an EVGA with a 10 yr warranty for the Main Battle station and two refurb business work stations to replace the other dead machine. One of these 3 better work.

Or else I'm stuck in the 80's waiting for single pages to load one cel at a time.

I might play an audio file of a
dial up modem initializing while waiting for Firefox to load.
oh and Fuck CAPS LOCK. Who uses CAPS LOCK?