Fuck you to work colleague cowboy builder husbands.
Fuck you for ripping us off, not finishing the job, doing a poor job, and for trying to pressurise my vulnerable wife who's just had a new baby into giving you more money from her savings as she isn't earning due to being on maternity leave, and all after both of us having spent over 20 hours doing IT work and all the wife and I charged was a few beers and cups of tea.
Fuck you, you tax dodging, rip-off merchant, piss-taking scumbag mother fuckers!