Fuck you !!!

DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
Fuck Poachers!

Zimbabwean officials: American man wanted in killing of Cecil the lion



Cecil's Story: 13 year old lion. A favorite tourist attraction. A doctor pays 50 grand to hunt it with a crossbow. Tracked for 40 hours after being shot with the crossbow. Finally shot and beheaded.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/28/africa/zimbabwe-lion-killed/

Now lyrics to one of my favorite songs. Very applicable!

Countdown to Extinction

Endangered species, caged in fright,
Shot in cold blood, no chance to fight.
The stage is set, now pay the price.
And ego boost, don't think twice.
Technology, the battle's unfair,
You pull the hammer without a care.
Squeeze the trigger that makes you Man,
Pseudo-safari, the hunt is canned...
The hunt is canned
All are gone, all but one.
No contest, nowhere to run.
No more left, only one.
This is it, this is the Countdown to Extinction
Tell the truth, you wouldn't dare.
The skin and trophy, oh so rare.
Silence speaks louder than words.
Ignore the guilt and take your turn.
'Liars' anagram is "lairs,"
Man you were never even there.
Killed a few feet from the cages,
Point blank, you're so courageous...
So courageous
"One hour from now,
Another species of life form
Will disappear from the face of the planet
Forever... And the rate is accelerating."
 

syrupy

Authorized Buyer
Fuck UPS for having my package Out For Delivery for 8 hours now. I can't even run to the store for fear of missing them.

And Fuck UPS for forcing their drivers to buy their branded socks if wearing shorts.

Also, Fuck UPS for selling separate right and left hand socks to their drivers.

In addition, fuck @farscaper for mentioning his itchy balls. Since reading that...
my nut sac is dripping with sweat.


Edit: for common decency
 
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His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
Dude I'm with you on the UPS but there's no way I can like your post after you ended it like that. I had difficulty even quoting it!

Man fuck you for putting that syrupy thought in my head :p
:peace:

@VegNVape - I was thinking the same thing....how the hell do I press 'like' without including @syrupy 's sweaty balls :lmao:....

FUCK SWEATY BALLS!
 

farscaper

Well-Known Member
makes serious complaint about life, near miss car accident and excavation distress.... jokes about heat and itchy ball sweat...

following 3 pages of thread are about balls and ball sweat....

gotta love the fucking internet :rofl:

patrick stewarts balls!
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so many sweaty balls!
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Tommy10

Well-Known Member
Fuck Australian federal government! Had our guns stolen going on 20 years now so no pump action shotties. Someone started importing these lever actions, pre ordered one now there is a federal government attempt to ban them:( due to their undermining of gun control and this space aged 100+ semiautomatic lever action laserpowered tactical assault technology that is dangerous for the childrens!
So fucked! Find a loop hope and the fucks fucking legislate the fun away!

Also, three pigs... Two barrels... FUCKING THAT FUCKING FUCKED SITUATION AND GIVE ME A FUCKING PUMP ACTION YOU COCK WASHING FUCKS!
 
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syrupy

Authorized Buyer
FUCKING UPS!!

I swear just went to the bathroom for a minute to wipe some sweat off my...nevermind.

And the driver just dumps my package (with a laptop inside) on the hot cement driveway. No signature, no doorbell ring, nothing.

Fucking sweat. :argh:

Edit: and FUCK trying to download Windows 10 today. Grrr. FU Steve BALLmer!
 
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Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
FUCKING UPS!!

I swear just went to the bathroom for a minute to wipe some sweat off my...nevermind.

And the driver just dumps my package (with a laptop inside) on the hot cement driveway. No signature, no doorbell ring, nothing.

Fucking sweat. :argh:
...And FUCK FedEx for throwing a fragile big box shipment over my 6 foot fence onto the concrete walkway (wish I had a video surveillance camera) despite the fact that I put a huge hand-written note on my front door to leave it right next to the front doorstep - NO SPEAKY ENGLISH!!! Welcome to S. Florida, BITCH!!!! :doh::disgust::cuss::rant:
 
Fuck Australian federal government! Had our guns stolen going on 20 years now so no pump action shotties. Someone started importing these lever actions, pre ordered one now there is a federal government attempt to ban them:( due to their undermining of gun control and this space aged 100+ semiautomatic lever action laserpowered tactical assault technology that is dangerous for the childrens!
So fucked! Find a loop hope and the fucks fucking legislate the fun away!

Also, three pigs... Two barrels... FUCKING THAT FUCKING FUCKED SITUATION AND GIVE ME A FUCKING PUMP ACTION YOU COCK WASHING FUCKS!
Yeah you sound like you need a gun :mental::mental: Fuck you to guns in Australia.
 

Tommy10

Well-Known Member
Haha a lever action shotgun based on a 100 year design that has never once been outlawed in Australian history, and now 7000 units have been preorder they wanna move the goal posts?
Many of us consider hunting and target shooting the king of hobbies... You know each to their own and all, be like the grasshopper getting banned 1 month before shipping. I see in no way shape or form that is not fucked!
 
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syrupy

Authorized Buyer
Haha a lever action shotgun based on a 100 year design that has never once been outlawed in Australian history, and now 7000 units have been preorder they wanna move the goal posts?
Many of us consider hunting and target shooting the king of hobbies... You know each to their own and all, be like the grasshopper getting banned 1 month before shipping. I see in no way shape or form that is not fucked!

Too soon. RIP Cecil.
 

NickDlow

Log Hog
...And FUCK FedEx for throwing a fragile big box shipment over my 6 foot fence onto the concrete walkway (wish I had a video surveillance camera) despite the fact that I put a huge hand-written note on my front door to leave it right next to the front doorstep - NO SPEAKY ENGLISH!!! Welcome to S. Florida, BITCH!!!! :doh::disgust::cuss::rant:

I'm pretty sure I did see a video of this EXACT thing happen. Fucking ass clowns!
 

DDave

Vape Wizard
Accessory Maker
Fucking moose at all six of my broccoli plants last night, all the fucking leaves and flowers didn't leave anything for me! I was just noticing yesterday that they were coming in nicely, FUCK YOU MOOSE !!!

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:mad:
I don't blame him. Personally, I fucking love broccoli! (Well, not enuff to use the F-word, but since it's the FU thread...so be it....)

Oh, and meanwhile just outside the House of Grokit waiting for next opportunity....
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syrupy

Authorized Buyer
Fuck you Acer, and fuck me, for not noticing this new keyboard has problems with the key 111111111.

After pulling the main board to upgrade the memory and add an SSD, I really don't want to undo all that and send it back.

Guess it'll be "one" from now on....

Also, fuck the 30 species of birds that moved into the trees in the neighborhood. Yeah, sounds pretty, until 1-6AM. Do birds not sleep? Or are they taking shifts annoying everyone.

Fuck me for not having moose problems. That sounds kind of bad-ass....
 

syrupy

Authorized Buyer
Sounds like hungry baby birds in nests nearby. Fuck them for not caring about your sleep? ;)

Actually, fuck the neighbors. I'm too vaked to notice at night. They're all letting their cats outside, but the birds are like 60 feet up in the trees. One nutty neighbor cut down all the trees in her yard because of the birds. Of course that didn't affect the birds because of the other 30 trees nearby. But she doesn't want to give any safe haven.

If only the cats had jet packs, they could swoop up and grab a bird, James Bond-style.

Fuck society, for not having jet packs for cats!

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