Fuck you !!!

grokit

grokit

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Yeah fuck all those greedy inbred pervert racist motherfuckers.

And before I forget,
FUCK this fucking goat!

TIL that to eliminate all the elusive invasive goats in the Galapagos, researchers attached a radio-collar to a 'Judas goat' who would, because of its gregarious nature, seek out other goats. It was then tracked down, the group killed, but with the 'traitor' left alive in order to find more goats.


Judas knew what he was doing when he double-crossed his friend Jesus. “What will you give me if I betray him to you?” he asked the conspiring priests in the famous Bible story.

The story of the Judas Goat is more tragic. She had no idea that she was leading her friends to their deaths.

Her captors sterilized her first, then coated her with hormones so she reeked of fertility. Then they collared her with a radio-tracking device and cut her loose. Nearby male goats smelled her and sought her out. As soon as they found her, people swooped in and shot them. The hunters saved Judas, though, so they could repeat the set-up again and again.

It was all part of a six-year, $6 million project in which conservationists killed nearly 80,000 feral goats on Santiago Island in the Galápagos (more...)
 
CarolKing

CarolKing

Singer of songs and a vapor connoisseur
Fuck You!! County Commissioners that want to close down MMJ Farmers Market that I've been going to. It is a safe access dispensary that has a farmers market on Saturdays. This has been a blessing for folks being able to buy medicine from the growers at reasonable prices and it's all organic. I hope things work out in their favor. It really bummed me out. I feel bad for the family that owns the business they just bought this place. Their business only moved by three miles. I guess some of the neighbors complained when they found out what the business was. Fuck You uneducated people!!
 
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Mrmrmrmr

Mrmrmrmr

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Vicki said:
Fuck you mall for having Santa and his elves there THIS WEEKEND. Seriously, WTF happened? When did we start celebrating Christmas the day after Halloween?

Also, fuck you Paypal for being a pain in my ass.
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This a hundred times over. One of my pet peeves if you will. We commercialize the fuck out of every holiday at such a rapid pace it's insane.
Also feel your pain on paypal they can be a bitch !! I've had a incorrect balance for almost two weeks now fuck you paypal:rant:
 
lwien

lwien

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Mrmrmrmr said:
FUCK YOU food poisoning !!!!!!!:mad::cuss::ugh:
One burrito from one of my favorite places turned my night around. Spent 2 hours crouched over the toilet spewing my guts out.
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Hey, at least you only had ONE thing going on.

Have you ever had the runs while you were throwing up at the same time, that is sitting on the toilet shittin' your guts out while simultaneously puking into a bowl. Now THAT is fucked up !!!!! :ugh:
 
lwien

lwien

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Shrike said:
Been there twice during my life, lwien...

Hopefully, I die before ever getting to participate in one of those fucking events again. :puke:
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Yeah, I only had that happen once but it left me so fucking weak I literally had to crawl back into bed on my hands and knees. That happened over 35 years ago.

You're body has a great way of getting rid of stuff that shouldn't be there. It's like........."GET THE FUCK OUT !!!""
 
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wax

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lwien said:
Yeah, I only had that happen once but it left me so fucking weak I literally had to crawl back into bed on my hands and knees. That happened over 35 years ago.

You're body has a great way of getting rid of stuff that shouldn't be there. It's like........."GET THE FUCK OUT !!!""
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sounds like some hardcore drugs were involved
 
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cybrguy

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
Yeah, been there done that. The worst time was in my 20s on a east coast vacation living out of my Blazer with my girl. You can imagine the 2 port evacuation when you have a bathroom to do it in. Try it out of the back of a truck, and with a guest...

Almost turned me off permanently to fresh lobster...

I suppose I should add that it almost turned her off permanently to me too...

Oh, wait, FUCK YOU bad lobster. There, fixed.
 
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His_Highness

His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
FUCK YOU TELEMARKETER(s) WHO IGNORE THE DO NOT CALL LIST !!!!! Actually, FUCK YOU TELEMARKETERS PERIOD for not having the decency to at least stop this shit on a Saturday morning when people have a right and opportunity to sleep in!!!!

I wish there was a karma app that would store the actual person's contact info and automatically call them over and over when they are sleeping, having dinner with the family or even better ... right in the middle of them having sex.
 
cybrguy

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
FUCK YOU Lindsey Graham. Already known worldwide for having Shit for brains and Diarrhea of the mouth you have made it even MORE obvious that you are also so STUPID and so painfully partisan that you are totally UNABLE to understand anything that comes out of ANYONE else's mouth, including your own partisan brethren. You can give it up now, Lindsey. Your cry of Bengazi, Bengazi, Bengazi should finally be heard by nobody but your own suck ups at Faux News. So FUCK YOU Lindsey, and the sheep you love so well...
 
lwien

lwien

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CarolKing said:
Fuck You Republicans!!! Benghazi is all we will here during the upcoming presidential election.:cuss:
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Only on Fox news. Most of the conspiracy theories propagated on Fox regarding Benghazi has been debunked by the recent (you ready for it?), GOP led investigative report, which of coarse, Graham calls bullshit to validate his previous stance on this.

Between this and the Republicans outrage on the immigration bill, or lack thereof, they are self destructing for 2016. There is no way in hell that they can win an election without the Hispanic vote so if there is any silver lining here, it's watching the Republicans self destruct yet they are too fucking dumb and caught up in their own dogma to realize it.
 
cybrguy

cybrguy

Putin is a War Criminal
The part that I find SO crazy is that they could END ALL THAT NEGATIVE BULLSHIT from happening to them very simply and easily by just passing the fucking BIPARTISAN senate bill in the lame duck, BUT THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO DO IT!!! Thank God for Rethuglican stupidity. They hand the Dems 2016!

The rethuglican mantra : FUCK GOVERNING, PASS THE DIAPERS.

Sometimes it's like they WANT to fail. :lol:
 
RUDE BOY

RUDE BOY

Space is the Place
WTF, FUCK YOU ! It was a God Damn fucking water moccasin on the front porch not a cute little kitten.
Chopping Off it's fucking head WAS the right thing to do.

"Oh the poor little deadly fuckin' snake". Are you a complete fucking idiot or what ?
 
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