Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[Tweek]

Just say you like her tata's. None of this Shakespeare.

 

[satyrday]

Here's an up and comer I've got my eye on:

 

[Tweek]

For all the ladies:

Edit: I just saw spideymon in chat....

 

[ShipDit]

Meow?

 

[Tweek]

 

[Stu]

 

[ShipDit]

 

[satyrday]

***Spoiler Alert***

Scene from Boogie Nights for mvapes. I nearly promised him and don't like to disappoint.

I'd forgotten how great this movie is. The ups and downs ... made me sentimental for my days as an international porn star. Sister Christian ... all of it.

How hot were Julianne Moore, Heather Graham and Nina Hartley in this movie!?!! And with all that sleazy disco and other coked up tunes pumping - what a party! Burt Reynolds is da man.

 

[ShipDit]

Nina Hartley...one of the hottest "old school" porn stars I've ever fantasized about while making whoopee with my wife. Don't judge me,she thinks of Burt Reynolds when she bangs the U.P.S. guy.

 

[satyrday]

I dig her hot, but smart look.

Still looking good today on right...

 

[ShipDit]

Yes she is....and I am sooo glad I only use one hand to type.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

sorry I didnt recognise her without her eyes busting outta their sockets from the 3 guys & 40 inches of black penor jammed here, there & everywhere she is normally sporting.

 

[satyrday]

sorry I didnt recognise her without her eyes busting outta their sockets from the 3 guys & 40 inches of black penor jammed here there & everywhere she is normally sporting.

Some would call her a little bug-eyed, but I like that look - a prominent set of peepers is sexy IMO.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Some would call her a little bug-eyed, but I like that look - a prominent set of peepers is sexy IMO.

lolz espec bug eyed when 26 inches of penor is hitting those eyeballs from the back.

 

[ShipDit]

We are talking about porn stars here,but dorkus is thinking only of penor.
Anything you want to confess buddy?

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

yes,
tweek tapped out at a 9lb bowling ball, 2 salted chickens , a steaming helping of macaroni n cheese
& my watch in the last game of 'whats in tweeks ass?'

He successfully managed to guess all of them except my watch.

this is my watch here.
Sure its a little clunky, but it just oozes style (and something else now I notice, ewww tweek??)

Penor, butt secks, macaroni n cheese, titties, I dont care they all good!

Besides who isnt fascinated by a massive penor?? Either for comparison purposes or jealous wishful thinking?
Me for example, generally I am sporting about 20% of your average african american porn star.
I like them percentages!

 

[Tweek]

Told Molorkus to send me a photo of the sexiest Aussie he knows...

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Told Molorkus to send me a photo of the sexiest Aussie he knows...

man your daughter is hot! She delivers beers and smokes too! You see them awesome titties? wow!

The best thing is, you can also rest your beer on her head.

I would hit that all day.
you must be a proud dad.

Wanna swap? You can have my watch?

 

[Tweek]

Careful Molorkus, she will punch you in the yarbles.

 

[mvapes]

Holy shit - ship brought Nina Hartley into it! She, little oral Annie, Annie Sprinkle (gigity), and fucking Christy Canyon got me through JHS! They're like the Jedi's of vagina! And, Nina Hartley NEVER forgets the balls!

Alright, question of the day - heavy bush, light bush, runway, or no grass on the field?

 

[Tweek]

...
Alright, question of the day - heavy bush, light bush, runway, or no grass on the field?

As long as there is a vagina in there, that's all I care about.

 

[mvapes]

wow Tweek, I had you pinned for a hefty bush lover.

 

[Tweek]

wow Tweek, I had you pinned for a hefty bush lover.

I've had them bushy and waxed...they work just the same.

 

[mvapes]

I've waxed hairy ones just so I didn't feel like I just fucking flossed after oral!

EDIT - I feel a disturbance in the force, Ship must be around!

 

[Tweek]

Pfft...if you oral with care, there will be no hairs in your mouth.