Don't ever sell yourself short! I know you take requests and aim to please.Now that's just not fair. I very rarely poop on a woman's head,that's gross. I prefer to hose them down with which ever bodily fluid seems appropriate at the time. Like a gentleman.
Fuck yes! We'll also need a 55 gallon drum of K-Y jelly,two adult Billy-Goats and a pound of animal stimulant. And tarps,lots of tarps.I think this thread needs more cowbell and more latex.....
The Shipster's back! Gather round ladies, this could be you!
I see tweek releasing a "buttsecks" grinder it'll be in the shape of an ass, it'll be a single piece with a small hole you have to poke your buds into.
This is just a desperate cry for a clitoral massage.
and a fucken paperbag, the hat is nice tho
It's all a desperate cry for a clitoral massage. Every last sad cry for attention is. All the shit they put up with! I say give it to 'em for once. What have you got to lose? Your fingers can take a beating - go for it! I have and lived to tell about it.This is just a desperate cry for a clitoral massage.
What exactly is not mvapes territory?
I don't care about a woman's weight...there is honey in the pot, just the same
Now the poop on the head...thats mvapes territory
Ham sandwiches. He is terrified of a good ham sandwich. A long story from his days in the kitchen...
No one actually noticed the important detail? That woman, is a redhead.
Red hair trumps everything else.
Yep,just something about redheads...No one actually noticed the important detail? That woman, is a redhead.
Red hair trumps everything else.