Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

[mvapes]

gobbling on Chicken Dick as we speak! Best part is when they're fried they don't spit at ya like the live ones!

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Hey tweek!!

Ya girlfriends here reckon you give em the clap!

Now take a bow!

They all said 'Needs Garhhhhhhhlick'

 

[mvapes]

Oooh, Tweek's gonna be all like....

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

Imagine that fucker making a bee-line for ya knob like it was a salted chicken!!

 

[mvapes]

You ever been gummed?

 

[Stu]

I'm not saying who but someone amongst us lives here and I wanted to share this. That members name rhymes with Tatyrday.....

When reading this I was sure that he was going to say "...name rhymes with 'poo' "

 

[Tweek]

 

[mvapes]

Oh man - the Phantom! He was so cool before Billy Zane killed him....

 

[Tweek]

Nothing says uncool like Billy Zane...

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

 

[t-dub]

Preparing the "love suite" . . .

 

[Tweek]

Nothing gets me hornier than vagina and bbq.

 

[mvapes]

All this talk of billy Zane and....

 

[Tweek]

Sometimes, thoughts of Billy Zane are the only thing that works.

 

[Tweek]

Hey tweek!!

Ya girlfriends here reckon you give em the clap!

Now take a bow!

They all said 'Needs Garhhhhhhhlick'

I gave the old ladies a pair of my special Gahhhlick bulbs, roots and all.

 

[mvapes]

Come on Tweek, you know that's not all that turns you on.....

 

[Tweek]

A penor has to have SOME standards.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

I hear Mom is more machine now than woman.

Mom, you still in there?? We have hope, we can get you out!
cable TV tells me so.
you ever see caprica?? Hot stuff coming thru!!

BIONICS FUCK YEAH!!

 

[Tweek]

I love a good set of bionics in a woman...means I can spend hours finding and oiling the squeak

 

[mvapes]

 

[Tweek]

Bionic tatas

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[Tweek]

My penis was just finally falling asleep...thanks.

 

[dorkus_molorkus]

My penis was just finally falling asleep...thanks.

sounds like its over due for a beating?

Suppose you got a thing for Pinnochio too ya fucken sicko??

I got ya pinnochio right here!

Betcha this gets ya all hot n sweaty too?
fucken puppet centrefold

Here is some porn to get you hard!

 

[mvapes]

Yours fell asleep? I'm trying to force feed mine coffee....