please allow me to translate from aussie into english.
sign at the top.
Straya Keint= australia cunt! (very much the non PC version of USA! USA!USA! and much less gay than 'aussie, aussie, aussie, oi,oi, oi' aka 'the cultural cringe')
VB= victoria bitter, a brand of beer that is nearly as bad as Fosters (which literally no one actually drinks here, ever!)
Bundy= Bundaberg rum, a brand of rum made in the inbred town of Bundaberg. Generally mixed with Coke, Bundy & coke is often a precursor to physical violence and altercations and is known the drink for mean drunks. (wayyyy to much sugar I suspect)
UDL- a brand of pre mixed non branded generic spirits in cans. ( I like the gin and tonics)
XXXX= Fourex is a brand of beer so bad that I wouldnt drink it if it was the last beer on earth.
Goon sack= a box of wine sans box. Yep the inner bladder of a box of wine is thing and it has a name.
The goon sack has also given rise to student party games like 'the goon of fortune'.
thats where a shit load of kids stand around the very australian backyard hills hoist clothesline.
as seen here
as kids, often led to this...
But as young adults led to this.
and this
But I digress....
1x Pash= could mean locking lips with the nearest 'sheila' and attempting to lick the fur offa the back of her eyeballs. aka a good pash.
or its a reference to ye olde bottle 'Passion Pop' the under $5 bastion of pre pubesent drinking that led to drunken incidences and if yr lucky an awesome game of 'stinky finger' in the bushes at a party.
Preferably but not necessarily not where someone has previously vomited their cheap and nasty bottle of passion pop already.
And hidden away on that sign is.
'show us ya tits' a popular greeting males use to flatter women in social settings where alcohol is plentiful. Usually a prequel to mating, aka pulling, scoring or having 'a root'
Sheilas & Tequilas, is chicks and mezcal baby.
That concludes todays lesson in 'Australia- A cultural Journey'
There will be a exam on this subject at the end of the week and it counts for 3% of your final grade.
So dont fuck it up people.
Class dismissed.