Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

deadheadbill

deadheadbill

I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
t-dub said:
Our march to the BCS Championship Game continues with our victory over UCLA and the BCS standings putting Oregon back at #2!
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I wasn't very happy about that. :(


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mvapes

mvapes

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Hey guy's dropping by to spread some love. Thinking about you all, I just have to take care of a few things with my wife and I promised to devote sometime to her for a few days. She needs me....

She doesn't need to ask twice.






I promise to be back real soon. :tup:
 
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dorkus_molorkus

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t-dub said:
Well I guess I'm Ti-dub now that the friggin titanium implant has been drilled and screwed into my jaw :lol: Lots of bloody gauze, sutures, hydrocodone and :leaf: . . .
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Dude that sounds hardcore. Are you aware of using cannabis for helping with pain?
Now most people smoke or vape it, but Ima telling you its no good that way.

You get some of the most nuggetiest buds you can find, about half an oz will do it.
Then, you just shove em up yr ass and absorb the pain management meds that way.
Absorbing weed thru the rectal lining is going to be the new dabbing for sure.
Trust me!

ok, I admit it can be a bit tricky jamming in all in there. But thats why you need real nuggety type buds, in case you need a stick or something to poke them in there.

If you are having trouble, perhaps you could ask your wife to help? or maybe slip $5 to a vagrant to help and boost the local economy at the same time.

Now most people use any old stick, like the broom handle for example. which is fine if you are doing this sort of thing yourself.
But once you involve other people to help, well its all bit ghetto & weird then isnt it?

There are some good reviews online regarding using this as a weed poking stick.
@Tweek appears to be asleep, so you might as well have it.
Besides he is doing it wrong.

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hope you feel better buddy
 
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momofthegoons

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
It's time to liven up this thread a little.... it's been brought to my attention that a certain member has been shaking his tail feather here and "only getting loose change in his jockettes." Now... we cannot have that!!!! He needs proper attention and adoration this one...... we don't want him running away to the circus.....

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mvapes

mvapes

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I see that dork has been doing his job and keeping this forum on it's toes. I am going to be back around in a few days with a goal of getting the thread back on topic. Parkinsons Disease has always been the base line for us but there's other topics just as important to my cause.

These topics include but aren't limited to diarrhea, shit throwing, hookers and their effects on PD, and hookers by all means is broken down into categories like, midgets, egg throwers, blue waffles, and of course trannies.

So far dork is doing best at adhering to my simple rules and as his reward in my absence he will receive a full frontal shot of me in the nude!


Let's see who's next to get a reward.


Could be an autographed shot of dorkus' toolbag.
 
mvapes

mvapes

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What the fuck, I mention my return and emphasize concepts that this thread was built on and the best we got is a video of the highwayman? No offense snap but I was hoping more along the lines of highway head, or at least a fucking Bigfoot comment. Damn it Dork - what's happening here?

Whoever can post the most awkward and uncomfortable pic before midnight gets 4 pack of stok silicone jars on me.

Cannot be combined with any other coupons.

Limit of 20 bucks payout!
 
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