Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
When I was younger in NY, literally 20+ years ago a friend and I were at a college party smashed. I wasn't driving but passed out in his Audi. All I remember was him saying "gonna take a short cut through back roads"!

I was woken up by a load boom and what felt like the car being air born. When we finally arose from the shock I realized Tommy had landed his car in a fucking tree! The tree was split from the trunk and formed a V and there we were with an Audi Wagon wedged between each tree.

Sad part - I let that asshole drive cause he was SOBER! :disgust:
 

deadheadbill

I can see clearly now the smoke is gone...
Thanks guys. So I go to check it out after my last post and the cops are already there so I just keep driving and head back home and go to bed with my son passed out in his room. It was one of those lighted Denny's exit signs and he had almost completely run over it with his wheels now in the air. :uhh:

An hour later the sheriff's dept shows up at my door and I tell my wife to answer it while I make sure he doesn't come out. Totally unnecessary as he couldn't get up if he wanted too.

The cop says he just needs to talk to him to find out what happened. Well, I've seen enough Law and Order to know that is bullshit. So I just tell him I don't know where he is. He said no one saw the incident they just all heard a big crash and ran out to see him jumping in his friends car and driving off.

Well, luckily the investigating cop was willing to let it go and he is off til Monday. So he left his card and said to have my son call him then.

What a night.
 

Richy

Frequently up in space with Bowie
I hope things all turn out OK in the end. I'm guessing if they did talk to your son and noticed he was drunk then he could always claim that the incident was so traumatising that he had a few drinks when he got home.

The worst thing is that it's the wrong time of year for you to be able to relax vape in hand with a little paddle in the swimming pool to let the troubles melt way.
 

Tweek

Well-Known Member
Thanks guys. So I go to check it out after my last post and the cops are already there so I just keep driving and head back home and go to bed with my son passed out in his room. It was one of those lighted Denny's exit signs and he had almost completely run over it with his wheels now in the air. :uhh:

An hour later the sheriff's dept shows up at my door and I tell my wife to answer it while I make sure he doesn't come out. Totally unnecessary as he couldn't get up if he wanted too.

The cop says he just needs to talk to him to find out what happened. Well, I've seen enough Law and Order to know that is bullshit. So I just tell him I don't know where he is. He said no one saw the incident they just all heard a big crash and ran out to see him jumping in his friends car and driving off.

Well, luckily the investigating cop was willing to let it go and he is off til Monday. So he left his card and said to have my son call him then.

What a night.

If you get a chance, grab a photo of the scene and blow it up. Place it in a frame, in his room...and remind him every day, that he is lucky it wasn't a person he killed...or himself. :disgust:

Today is my daughters 2nd birthday! Big day planned, strippers get here at 4!

Happy Birthday mini Mvapes!
 

fluffhead

Recovering Idealist
Happy Birthday minivapes!

Tell her to be careful of the drivers out there - I heard on the news someone drove over a Denny's sign!
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mvapes

Scratchin' Glass!
Accessory Maker
Today's a great day, unfortunately not so much Monday. The 7th is my little brother's birthday. But this years going to be different, it's going to be better. Why?

Cause I finally got my meds straight and for the first time in a long time I am in control. I know now in my heart, Matt's with me. He's the driving force behind me now. Fuck the Parkinson's, fuck money issues, and fuck whatever else brings me down! I know what's important today, it's what's in my heart - and I'm fucking sticking to it.
 

momofthegoons

vapor accessory addict
Today's a great day, unfortunately not so much Monday. The 7th is my little brother's birthday. But this years going to be different, it's going to be better. Why?

Cause I finally got my meds straight and for the first time in a long time I am in control. I know now in my heart, Matt's with me. He's the driving force behind me now. Fuck the Parkinson's, fuck money issues, and fuck whatever else brings me down! I know what's important today, it's what's in my heart - and I'm fucking sticking to it.

Atta boy mvapes..... cause you do know he wouldn't have wanted it any other way. :D
 

grokit

well-worn member
@Tweek #5491 broken :huh:

@Snappo you know what animals love that has to be good for them? Plain yogurt, they seem to be able to sniff out the beneficial bacteria because they even like the lowfat stuff.
Especially my cat :party:

edit: that reminds me of something I just read about (you know how dogs eat the shit of others sometimes?), unfortunately I may be a prime candidate...

Hold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.
 
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Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
@Tweek #5491 broken :huh:

@Snappo you know what animals love that has to be good for them? Plain yogurt, they seem to be able to sniff out the beneficial bacteria because they even like the lowfat stuff.
Especially my cat :party:

edit: that reminds me of something I just read about (you know how dogs eat the shit of others sometimes?), unfortunately I may be a prime candidate...

Hold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.
You & kitty may very well be right about yogurt having benefits for the cat. Watch the litter box for digestion information.

I'm somewhat familiar with the new transplant procedure, which I understand is being met with resistance from the insurance industry. C-Diff can kill, and if it doesn't, the pain will put one over the edge. The success rate you cite is a very compelling incentive to carry on in like fashion.
 

grokit

well-worn member
^ Idk (anything about it, literally), but I'm kind of liking it.

And yes I read the falcon back in the day.

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I was more into luke cage, hero for hire :tup:

Luke Cage, wrongly convicted and unjustly imprisoned, was altered in a failed prison experiment that granted him bulletproof skin and superhuman strength. With his street smarts, and unending determination to do right, he fights for the common man!
 
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