Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!

Vicki

Vicki

Herbal Alchemist
t-dub said:
Its because we "sprinkle when we tinkle" and are not "neat and wipe the seat" . . . :lol:

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I'm sorry, but I refuse to sit down in a public bathroom, ever! :disgust:
 
t-dub

t-dub

Vapor Sloth
I pee sitting down most of the time because the pain from my arthritis is so bad. In fact, my wife takes note when I do pee standing up since she now understands that its a good sign that my pain is low. Speaking of good signs, I once saw this up on a bathroom ceiling: "If you look up here you are pissing on your shoes again" . . . ;)
 
Dreamerr

Dreamerr

Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
I have tried to win the battle with the kid and lost badly. I tried to get him to sit and he told me men don't do that. When he was younger it wasn't kewl cause he had to hold it down or it would just shoot the wall across from him lol. Also maybe you all should try flushing now and again cause that would help with the smell thank you very much.
 
grokit

grokit

well-worn member
momofthegoons said:
This is exactly how I feel. I love a glass of wine with dinner. But socially, I always over do it, and I shouldn't.

The problem is that most of my friends really like to drink (and not vape) and do it often. So going out with them always involves alcohol. They are heavy drinkers and being with them sober is a total drag. I find myself not going out instead, and that's really not a good option either. :shrug:

Fortunately, with the new pens and stuff that are coming out, vaping in public places is getting a little easier... :spliff:
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Yeah mom I know exactly where you are coming from. Lots of drinking and combusting in my little hamlet, and I am a complete lightweight especially with beer. My system left unchecked would be like that dude that brews beer in his stomach, I shit you not. When I saw that all I felt was sympathy for that poor bastard because he probably never knew what he was dealing with until it spiraled out of control. And I guranfuckingtee you that he was one miserable sob when he checked into the hospital no matter what his bac was. I can't wait for that zenpen!
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Snappo

Snappo

Caveat Emptor - "A Billion People Can Be Wrong!"
Accessory Maker
Dreamerr said:
Let it mellow fuck that we have to clean that and it smells...mellow maybe on flush and not the first morning pee maybe but not days worth. I flush if I look at the toilet sorry.
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When my prostate swells and I'm up 8 times a night, i don't bother flushing.
Come sun-up, bowl is full of cloudy yellow, and it reeks!:puke:

Just thought I'd share...feeling warm n fuzzy right now:smug:.
 
grokit

grokit

well-worn member
I got my prostate under control by cutting out fatty and ground meats, and I take a combination of nettle root extract and prostate health complex (less than a full dose of either) daily. Beer also really fucks with mine. Getting up all the time sucks ass, but what I really hated was the hard to start and incomplete emptying. Thankfully none of that happens anymore unless I slip up.
 
Bob Loblaw

Bob Loblaw

Astralnaut
momofthegoons said:
This is exactly how I feel. I love a glass of wine with dinner. But socially, I always over do it, and I shouldn't.

The problem is that most of my friends really like to drink (and not vape) and do it often. So going out with them always involves alcohol. They are heavy drinkers and being with them sober is a total drag. I find myself not going out instead, and that's really not a good option either. :shrug:

Fortunately, with the new pens and stuff that are coming out, vaping in public places is getting a little easier... :spliff:
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this all day, lol


fluffhead said:
Men and women use bathroom walls very differently.

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please warn people when ur link goes straight to download and what it is!

thanks!
 
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Tweek

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I was trapped 18 floors up during the major power outage they had here years back. Eventually, we had to get out, because the food was rotting and you couldn't flush the toilet properly. Nothing like a mini disaster to make you realize how lucky you are to have power and running water.

The walk down the darkened stairs, with howling and yelling throughout was like a horror movie :whoa:
 
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