Fuck the Parkinson's, the Dr just gave me a reason to smoke MORE!
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So I ended up with 1.3 grams of shatter. A buddy of mine just got back from Vegas and somehow, some awful person shoved 1 half ounce of Sonoma Coma into his luggage. Maybe, just maybe we think it may have been a candle maker - dirty SOB left his nasty drugs in one of his latest candles!
The shatter is the fucking shit though, I've been coughing since I started writing this post.
BTW - my wife is still a whore!
The shatter is the fucking shit though, I've been coughing since I started writing this post.
BTW - my wife is still a whore!
t-dub
Vapor Sloth
Mvapes . . . have you come back into my office without a commitment? Get back in there you weak suck! Sounds like you have made it past the reflex objections and are working through the real ones. Everything is negotiation . . . coffee is for closers . . .
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Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
i found this. i related to it horribly and fantastically.
i replaced the word "drink" with "toke" of course (as you ALL should. fuck alcohol)
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/the-overthinking-persons-drinking-game-2/
my revision
The Overthinking Person’s Toking Game
MAY. 25, 2012
ByLEIGH ALEXANDER
altered by Bob Loblaw
When you experience a vague sense of inequity or deprivation but don’t have a template for whether your expectations are fair, toke.
When you aren’t sure whether the lingering sensation that you aren’t liked enough is a rational response to unfair circumstances or is in fact symptomatic of your tendency to blame your environment for your own failure to self-actualize, toke.
Toke if you experience a sudden flood of shame at the realization that you haven’t done much to deserve really any of the things to which you aspire.
If you suddenly realize you actually felt militantly entitled to something while sabotaging yourself, toke twice.
If you spend a long time mulling the nature of ‘deserving’ and what it actually means, and if you can’t really resolve the question of whether anyone specifically ‘deserves’ anything and come to an impasse about chaos and the innate unfairness of life, toke.
When a person or situation isn’t what you thought it was going to be, and you can’t figure out whether this is your fault for projecting unfounded qualities onto the person or someone else’s fault for actually misleading you, mistreating you or letting you down, toke.
Toke when ambivalence haunts you.
If you notice that you unconsciously but consistently put yourself into situations that deprive you of your resources and move you further away from your goals, toke.
If you cannot work out whether your present situation, challenge, relationship et al is yet another state of unconscious self-sabotage despite the fact you feel deprived, toke.
If you can’t tell whether you’re actually in a negative situation or just an ungrateful person who blames everyone else for your problems, toke.
Toke if you aren’t sure whether you are assuming too much responsibility for your own current unhappiness or not enough.
If you find that after long hours of contemplative malaise you suddenly feel as if nothing in particular is actually wrong and you feel the desire to relax or celebrate, toke.
If you suddenly find yourself highly focused on gratitude and create for yourself a long list of all the things that you are doing successfully or correctly or that you are fortunate to have and want to feel unburdened or euphoric, toke.
If you can’t decide whether you are actually ‘celebrating’ or simply engaging in artificial gestures of relief, take two tokes.
If you can’t tell whether you are an overly-strict person with inappropriate guilt about normal human self-moderation behavior or an avoidant adult child making excuses for your poor coping, toke.
If you feel persistently like you are failing to grow up, toke.
If you can’t tell whether a certain youthfulness in others represents an admirable refusal to adhere to repressive social norms or an actual inability to deal with difficult adult challenges, toke.
If you aren’t sure what it is right to expect of yourself, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you are repeatedly failing to reach a personal set of behavioral goals or simply consistently feeling inadequate no matter how hard you work, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you need to ‘lighten up’ or employ more self-discipline, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you do or don’t want to talk to your friends about it because you aren’t sure whether you are a reasonable person experiencing occasional insecurity or a neurotic person who cannot be soothed, toke.
If you suspect you might not even have much reason to be unhappy and in fact just overthink everything and lack a stable internal compass, toke.
If you think you might just feel lost because you toke too often, but then you think too much when you aren’t toking, cry.
If you’d rather not think about this kind of thing right now or maybe ever, take two tokes.
i replaced the word "drink" with "toke" of course (as you ALL should. fuck alcohol)
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/the-overthinking-persons-drinking-game-2/
my revision
The Overthinking Person’s Toking Game
MAY. 25, 2012
ByLEIGH ALEXANDER
altered by Bob Loblaw
When you experience a vague sense of inequity or deprivation but don’t have a template for whether your expectations are fair, toke.
When you aren’t sure whether the lingering sensation that you aren’t liked enough is a rational response to unfair circumstances or is in fact symptomatic of your tendency to blame your environment for your own failure to self-actualize, toke.
Toke if you experience a sudden flood of shame at the realization that you haven’t done much to deserve really any of the things to which you aspire.
If you suddenly realize you actually felt militantly entitled to something while sabotaging yourself, toke twice.
If you spend a long time mulling the nature of ‘deserving’ and what it actually means, and if you can’t really resolve the question of whether anyone specifically ‘deserves’ anything and come to an impasse about chaos and the innate unfairness of life, toke.
When a person or situation isn’t what you thought it was going to be, and you can’t figure out whether this is your fault for projecting unfounded qualities onto the person or someone else’s fault for actually misleading you, mistreating you or letting you down, toke.
Toke when ambivalence haunts you.
If you notice that you unconsciously but consistently put yourself into situations that deprive you of your resources and move you further away from your goals, toke.
If you cannot work out whether your present situation, challenge, relationship et al is yet another state of unconscious self-sabotage despite the fact you feel deprived, toke.
If you can’t tell whether you’re actually in a negative situation or just an ungrateful person who blames everyone else for your problems, toke.
Toke if you aren’t sure whether you are assuming too much responsibility for your own current unhappiness or not enough.
If you find that after long hours of contemplative malaise you suddenly feel as if nothing in particular is actually wrong and you feel the desire to relax or celebrate, toke.
If you suddenly find yourself highly focused on gratitude and create for yourself a long list of all the things that you are doing successfully or correctly or that you are fortunate to have and want to feel unburdened or euphoric, toke.
If you can’t decide whether you are actually ‘celebrating’ or simply engaging in artificial gestures of relief, take two tokes.
If you can’t tell whether you are an overly-strict person with inappropriate guilt about normal human self-moderation behavior or an avoidant adult child making excuses for your poor coping, toke.
If you feel persistently like you are failing to grow up, toke.
If you can’t tell whether a certain youthfulness in others represents an admirable refusal to adhere to repressive social norms or an actual inability to deal with difficult adult challenges, toke.
If you aren’t sure what it is right to expect of yourself, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you are repeatedly failing to reach a personal set of behavioral goals or simply consistently feeling inadequate no matter how hard you work, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you need to ‘lighten up’ or employ more self-discipline, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you do or don’t want to talk to your friends about it because you aren’t sure whether you are a reasonable person experiencing occasional insecurity or a neurotic person who cannot be soothed, toke.
If you suspect you might not even have much reason to be unhappy and in fact just overthink everything and lack a stable internal compass, toke.
If you think you might just feel lost because you toke too often, but then you think too much when you aren’t toking, cry.
If you’d rather not think about this kind of thing right now or maybe ever, take two tokes.
i found this. i related to it horribly and fantastically.
i replaced the word "drink" with "toke" of course (as you ALL should. fuck alcohol)
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/the-overthinking-persons-drinking-game-2/
my revision
The Overthinking Person’s Toking Game
MAY. 25, 2012
ByLEIGH ALEXANDER
altered by Bob Loblaw
When you experience a vague sense of inequity or deprivation but don’t have a template for whether your expectations are fair, toke.
When you aren’t sure whether the lingering sensation that you aren’t liked enough is a rational response to unfair circumstances or is in fact symptomatic of your tendency to blame your environment for your own failure to self-actualize, toke.
Toke if you experience a sudden flood of shame at the realization that you haven’t done much to deserve really any of the things to which you aspire.
If you suddenly realize you actually felt militantly entitled to something while sabotaging yourself, toke twice.
If you spend a long time mulling the nature of ‘deserving’ and what it actually means, and if you can’t really resolve the question of whether anyone specifically ‘deserves’ anything and come to an impasse about chaos and the innate unfairness of life, toke.
When a person or situation isn’t what you thought it was going to be, and you can’t figure out whether this is your fault for projecting unfounded qualities onto the person or someone else’s fault for actually misleading you, mistreating you or letting you down, toke.
Toke when ambivalence haunts you.
If you notice that you unconsciously but consistently put yourself into situations that deprive you of your resources and move you further away from your goals, toke.
If you cannot work out whether your present situation, challenge, relationship et al is yet another state of unconscious self-sabotage despite the fact you feel deprived, toke.
If you can’t tell whether you’re actually in a negative situation or just an ungrateful person who blames everyone else for your problems, toke.
Toke if you aren’t sure whether you are assuming too much responsibility for your own current unhappiness or not enough.
If you find that after long hours of contemplative malaise you suddenly feel as if nothing in particular is actually wrong and you feel the desire to relax or celebrate, toke.
If you suddenly find yourself highly focused on gratitude and create for yourself a long list of all the things that you are doing successfully or correctly or that you are fortunate to have and want to feel unburdened or euphoric, toke.
If you can’t decide whether you are actually ‘celebrating’ or simply engaging in artificial gestures of relief, take two tokes.
If you can’t tell whether you are an overly-strict person with inappropriate guilt about normal human self-moderation behavior or an avoidant adult child making excuses for your poor coping, toke.
If you feel persistently like you are failing to grow up, toke.
If you can’t tell whether a certain youthfulness in others represents an admirable refusal to adhere to repressive social norms or an actual inability to deal with difficult adult challenges, toke.
If you aren’t sure what it is right to expect of yourself, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you are repeatedly failing to reach a personal set of behavioral goals or simply consistently feeling inadequate no matter how hard you work, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you need to ‘lighten up’ or employ more self-discipline, toke.
If you aren’t sure whether you do or don’t want to talk to your friends about it because you aren’t sure whether you are a reasonable person experiencing occasional insecurity or a neurotic person who cannot be soothed, toke.
If you suspect you might not even have much reason to be unhappy and in fact just overthink everything and lack a stable internal compass, toke.
If you think you might just feel lost because you toke too often, but then you think too much when you aren’t toking, cry.
If you’d rather not think about this kind of thing right now or maybe ever, take two tokes.
This is exactly why I am always out of weed.
Dreamerr
Always in a state of confusion and silliness♀
Fuck the alphabet, fuck Parkinson, fuck life. Fuck herb as it is not enough to stop me from being off the wall.
I leave my anal beads to mvapes
I leave my whips to mom
I leave my paddles to bob as well as all my bath and body works shampoo and conditioners
I leave my cuffs to dorky as he can't be left out in the wild
I leave my spoons to vickie
I leave my drugs to rudeboy
I leave anything that is zen to lady E
if I forgot you who the fuck cares
I leave my anal beads to mvapes
I leave my whips to mom
I leave my paddles to bob as well as all my bath and body works shampoo and conditioners
I leave my cuffs to dorky as he can't be left out in the wild
I leave my spoons to vickie
I leave my drugs to rudeboy
I leave anything that is zen to lady E
if I forgot you who the fuck cares
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satyrday
Well-Known Member
Leave your Magical Butter Maker to who the fuck cares. What do I need with another paper weight that decarbs when you don't want it to. I'll take your Likes and raffle them off.
Richy
Frequently up in space with Bowie
I've been considering making some shatter for a long time but I think the expense would probably be too much considering flower costs me about $15 a gram when I'm lucky. Also my tolerance is so fucking low god knows what it would do to me, which is probably a good thing due to the cost. I was actually greening out a bit after making that video of the sidearm the other day because I'm not used to vaping that much at once but I guess I don't mind suffering for a friend.
I hope everyone has had/is having a good day today. I'm sending good vibes and sunshine, lollipops and rainbows to everyone and all that good shit.
Bob Loblaw
Astralnaut
thanks for the future paddles and products, dreamerr. the wifey'll be pleased for more than one reason
i definitely had you in mind when i found it, tweek
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**rubs ya bum**
