No! no! no, no, no fucking no!
For fucks sake.
When I said put the dope outside with a sign so someone might take it.
I meant my useless 19yold son, not my fucking stash.
Damn, I told you he was fucking stupid.
See, I cant even give the dickhead away without it all going tits up.
I keep asking my wife if he is the milkmans kid? or even the inbred hillbilly with 3 toes growing out of his shoulder who used to live next door would be fine.
I just cant believe someone that fucking stupid could be my kid.
Do you think there is any chance the coppers will give me back my stash when I explain what happened??
I mean its pretty funny.......... wrong dope lolz.
Anyhoo, I guess i better wander on down there and ask them for it back.
Back soon.