Female President
- Thread starter Vicki
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Fully Melted
It's OK to enjoy your medicine.
A woman could never live in the White House. Not enough closet space for shoes.
Of course if they cleared out all those skeletons.....maybe.
Of course if they cleared out all those skeletons.....maybe.
jackmormon
Well-Known Member
According to popular media....
Slick Willy was the first "black" president.
Obama is the first "gay" president.
So if Mittens gets elected and his predilection for cross dressing comes out, will he be the first "female" president?
Slick Willy was the first "black" president.
Obama is the first "gay" president.
So if Mittens gets elected and his predilection for cross dressing comes out, will he be the first "female" president?
paytonpenn
Level 30 Nature/Healer
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
''This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.''
WTF? Did we lose a fucking war or sumfink? Look man weve been pals for ages, we been following you lot round the world & getting our asses shot off like foreva with you guys, and you cant even share your lame fucking multimedia content?
Damn, we knew there were no fucking WMD's in Iraq, but we went with you guys anyway to help steal Iraq's oil. 'Coalition of the willing' remember us? We had a nerdy little bald guy with the bushiest fucking eybrows you ever seen come and visit your little Texan illiterate dunce, and off we went hand in hand off to the desert for a threesome with a british twat.
Twas a beautiful moment, Im sure there was boners abound.
We help you invade 2 countries, got all sand in our asses & found camels were more attractive & expensive than the local prostitiutes.
All we wanted was some non-discriminatory internet multimedia access in return. We even turned our backs on Julian Assange so you can expedite him to gitmo so he can have swimming in a chair lessons for publishing 1st what the New York Post published 2nd..
(hows that going by the way?)
Are you listening NBC??
Not cool man, I will be writing a letter of protest to your kenyan president Osama as soon as he gets home from the mosque.
Fuck.
This shit wouldnt happen in Russia!!
I detest having to turn this into an international incident, but its time to make a stand.
Now I know how the palestinians feel.
** Now, lets all realise this was written with my licker firmly placed inside my cheek. No offense is intended. but if offense is taken, pls induce vomiting & call poison control 1800 HUMOR
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WTF? Did we lose a fucking war or sumfink? Look man weve been pals for ages, we been following you lot round the world & getting our asses shot off like foreva with you guys, and you cant even share your lame fucking multimedia content?
Damn, we knew there were no fucking WMD's in Iraq, but we went with you guys anyway to help steal Iraq's oil. 'Coalition of the willing' remember us? We had a nerdy little bald guy with the bushiest fucking eybrows you ever seen come and visit your little Texan illiterate dunce, and off we went hand in hand off to the desert for a threesome with a british twat.
Twas a beautiful moment, Im sure there was boners abound.
We help you invade 2 countries, got all sand in our asses & found camels were more attractive & expensive than the local prostitiutes.
All we wanted was some non-discriminatory internet multimedia access in return. We even turned our backs on Julian Assange so you can expedite him to gitmo so he can have swimming in a chair lessons for publishing 1st what the New York Post published 2nd..
(hows that going by the way?)
Are you listening NBC??
Not cool man, I will be writing a letter of protest to your kenyan president Osama as soon as he gets home from the mosque.
Fuck.
This shit wouldnt happen in Russia!!
I detest having to turn this into an international incident, but its time to make a stand.
Now I know how the palestinians feel.
** Now, lets all realise this was written with my licker firmly placed inside my cheek. No offense is intended. but if offense is taken, pls induce vomiting & call poison control 1800 HUMOR
Irony & cynicism attracts a 15% surchage on Pubic holidays.
Cash only, no paypal or flaming.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
WAS A DOUBLE POST- WOOPS! 
Figured I better not waste it.
On a more serious side, a female president would do wonders for the tampon industry.
No longer will ladies feel limited to cartwheeling on beaches, bike riding & swimming only 4-7days days out of every 28 or so. They can launch ICBM's, invade any nation that has bad manners or strike a peace accord in the middle east. Its totally up to her.....
Todays modern woman
OMG its an advertising execs wet dream.
But those cocksuckers in China better be treating those cute fucking Pandas right, or she will fuck their shit up!
Taiwan knew what they were getting into, suck it up youre on your own, you fuckers aint as cute as no panda.
dorkus_molorkus
Well-Known Member
thankyou Stu, crisis averted.Damn, I was just putting on my asswhooping boots. (which look remarkbly like my drinking boots, my lawn mowing boots and my beach cartwheeling boots)
them cocksuckers at NBC were getting a very strongly worded letter with a handful of dogshit in it as a peace offering.
I guess I will get back to my work in solving the isreal/palestinian thingy instead.
(and no its not a spelling error cause 'its real' alright)
Vicki
Herbal Alchemist
Damn, I was just putting on my asswhooping boots. (which look remarkbly like my drinking boots, my lawn mowing boots and my beach cartwheeling boots)
them cocksuckers at NBC were getting a very strongly worded letter with a handful of dogshit in it as a peace offering.
I guess I will get back to my work in solving the isreal/palestinian thingy instead.
(and no its not a spelling error cause 'its real' alright)
Thank god! I had no idea I almost started an international incident!
paytonpenn
Level 30 Nature/Healer
A bit off topic, but great film (Drones (on neftlix)), reminded me on this song
http://www.myspace.com/danbern/music/songs/strongly-worded-memo-83594571
But now that I know you can't see all the humorously relevant 30 Rock videos I would love to post, I will refrain from causing conflict.