FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[cybrguy]

you better be sure that you get all the petroleum oils off your parts.

Always a good idea I think...

 

[Ramahs]

^ Ouch

 

[Vaporware]

Dan sent me a picture of my wood, and it's fucking beautiful!

Awfully into pictures of his own wood...

...but to be fair, I just looked at the pictures of his wood (and my own) again too, and I have to admit they’re pretty great...

 

[Ramahs]

Awfully into pictures of his own wood...

...but to be fair, I just looked at the pictures of his wood (and my own) again too, and I have to admit they’re pretty great...

You probably haven't seen mine yet because he accidentally left it out of the update email. I messaged him and he sent me a pic a couple of days later.

Look at my glorious wood!!!!

(^ that phrase should allow this post to be within the rules for posting here)

I do kinda want it to have my babies though

 

[-dab8-]

I can't wait to go bigger

 

[muunch]

Love seeing all the variations in the pages, great wood.

gleams in the light over here old buddy

 

[-dab8-]

All that extra room for [it] to expand gives it both that "barely there" feel on the throat, while allowing a wide-coverage flavor-explosion on the tongue with that wide mouth.

Choo-choo, next stop Flavortown!

 

[-dab8-]

Just saying, this thing is of a respectful size...

 

[Ramahs]

Finally able to suck enough to make it worth doing and really nice...

 

[John Coaltrain]

. . . wait for it to get hot then suck on it.........trust me.

. . . The shorter ones have known to get a little in the mouth due to it being too short. . . .

 

[buddingglasshead]

Sorry... @StormyPinkness

watching it shrink and grow and change colors and then slowing exhaling through my nose and mouth is absolutely delicious.

 

[MinnBobber]

from @invertedisdead

....where somebody was rolling their shatter balls in CBD isolate like a sour gummy worm to keep them from sticking to each other, thought that was pretty neat.

 

[John Coaltrain]

Someone suggested “nut huggers”

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Looks thick and well blown

Happy 420 everyone!

 

[Ramahs]

Looks thick and well blown...

Shit. Ya beat me to it. lol

 

[vapmanjoe]

Wow that thing is huge, what a great present for yourself! Enjoy

And it's thick and heavy. You could literally bludgeon someone to death with this thing, and I'm not sure if it would even break on the first few swings (not that I'm supporting bludgeoning anyone, ever) ...just saying, it could also qualify as a home defense weapon. LoLz
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[Dutch-Mic]

And it's thick and heavy. You could literally bludgeon someone to death with this thing, and I'm not sure if it would even break on the first few swings (not that I'm supporting bludgeoning anyone, ever) ...just saying, it could also qualify as a home defense weapon. LoLz

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My mind is too innocent before breakfast, didn't thought about this thread while writing the post. Thanks for making me laugh!

 

[Ramahs]

My mind is too innocent before breakfast, didn't thought about this thread while writing the post. Thanks for making me laugh![/QUOTE]

Harry was good with his hatchets, but nothing like him beating that guy to death with that BBC.
Harry doesn't care who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

 

[SloJimFizz]

Ok...........mine does not screw wtf?

Mrs arb be like....

 

[Ramahs]

it fits in with a push if cold

 

[cybrguy]

it fits in with a push if cold

After once getting this complaint I promised my Woman I would try to be warmer...
or
She made me promise to stop hiding her vibrator in the fridge.

Take your pic...

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

by the time I stick it in, she's usually hot and ready to go.

 

[Mr. Me2]

Also, Thats some nice looking wood you have their what size is the shortest one ?

 

[Squiby]

slide the mouthpiece up and down while rotating.

 

[-dab8-]

Lololol dammit @Squiby