FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[cybrguy]

You beat me to it...

 

[pxl_jockey]

I changed my whip right away. The stock one is a bit short imo.

You mean in the missus’ opinion? Love ya man, sorry you made it so easy.


EDIT: Love ya ya man? WTF? Gotta fix that shit!

 

[Mr. Me2]

Troy suggests packing loose and not tamping.

 

[Summer]

Of course it’s also possible that your coil is just a little too tall or slightly off somewhere that prevents a tight fit, so please don’t break anything trying to force it. Good luck though, if any of you try to massage it into place! I think a lot of you could get it together with some careful little adjustments.

 

[Mr. Me2]

Who wouldn't want such a wonderful woody.

I think you did that on purpose, @Squiby...

 

[vapmanjoe]

Now who does the custom jobs? It’s corny but I love this stuff. I want a replica of Picard’s flute (that sounds so bad) as a Dynavap.

 

[SloJimFizz]

Heat it up, drop it in, curved stem ready, and hamster.

Party time!?!

 

[acstorfer]

Oh please, we all know nothing is as sweet as a long, smooth suck of Picard’s flute.

 

[pxl_jockey]

I only have 1 ball now. I take real good care of it.

 

[Alexis]

I lost 2 of my 3 balls in different ways.

Sorry man but I had a moral duty to post this here!

 

[SloJimFizz]

I never really used mine with it yet, just naked testing at home...

 

[juxt]

I still like the tip.

 

[Squiby]

I always get fuzzies in my good stuff when I do this.

 

[withoutbliss]

easily fixed with a firm squeeze

 

[Mr. Me2]

Nice feel in the palm of your hand.

 

[stark1]

One track mind, slapyermammy

 

[Bdubbdiblets]

I blew and the whole load went all over my carpet Such a waste......

 

[SloJimFizz]

I often wake up in the middle of the night to throw a little wood in the stove.

Same here. She hates that analogy though.

 

[P.A.M.]

plus it feels like you're giving someone a BJ, and I end up drooling into it.

 

[Mr. Me2]

a bit loose is one thing....falling out is another!

I admit, I took some minor liberties here to protect the innocent...

 

[-dab8-]

Interesting! How stiff is it?

 

[P.A.M.]

Oh I hate it when that happens
You could whip it (whip it good ) .

bondage is a sexy solution

 

[cybrguy]

Please show us your tools!!!

 

[Squiby]

Probably too soft?

It's fine @arb, we can just cuddle .

 

[John Coaltrain]

Davinci Ascent ownership left my asshole sooooooooo wide . . .

I suggest you re-read the owner's manual. The Ascent is supposed to go in the other end.

Just be thankful you weren't attempting this rather unorthodox manner of usage with a Mighty. Zoinks!