FC Posts Taken Out Of Context Thread

[BabyFacedFinster]

We like it dry round here

 

[Mr. Me2]

It's days like these that it seems my friendly little stem is the only one who understands. Thank you little buddy for being there for me. I love you too.

 

[Stu]

I mean, who doesn't like leather?

 

[Squiby]

I can't be seen holding this.

We’d love to see it when you decide to un-“cloak” it.

 

[Skinnyarbuckle]

I just go on the balcony and blow the load out in one go like a trumpet.

 

[KeroZen]

 

[Skinnyarbuckle]

I would like to show you and to the good people who follow your thread my last piece!

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Very slow Gives it that nice head. Slowness is key!

They say good things come to those who wait.

 

[ginolicious]

Lol. I made the thread and didn’t even think about it lol.

 

[Mr. Me2]

Do you prefer the long or short version with that piece? I have the same one and need one of these wands in my life.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

which fc'er suggested tweezers in the middle hole to me. I was doing all sorts of hard stuff before that.

 

[LesPlenty]

Getting up is hard to do

Happens as we get older

 

[Squiby]

Now I will relax and use my damascus steele stem till it rusts in my hands.

 

[Mr. Me2]

Wipe after a dump

And this is about vaping!

 

[buddingglasshead]

I would like to have a small cob of corn inserted in my ass.

 

[Skinnyarbuckle]

Could it be packed to tight?

Maybe

 

[Summer]

Don't have to worry about it getting wet ...well I do but not about the wood soaking it up ...you guys and gals know what I mean

 

[pxl_jockey]

Ah, @gunmetalshark Not sure what you got in the mail but I’m glad you’re enjoying it.

very good quality...the best i had so far... ...is very flexible what stands out the most for me as others tend to be stiffer...

 

[SloJimFizz]

old wood just gets smoother the more it's worked.

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

 

[BabyFacedFinster]

Just to get the thread off the second page, I bring to you...

i usually do about 15-20 seconds on the bottom and then finish off on the bottom

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants. We really need a rubber chicken emoji for this thread.

 

[Rasputin]

suck like a whore..... damn, nice.

 

[just_the_flu]

Cleaning before sucking is an appreciation of service! For some suckers at least...

 

[Summer]

↑ For some suckers at least, cleaning after sucking is also an appreciation of service.

 

[Summer]

For all of you in the EU who seek the perfect butter to treat their wood