Favourite Quotes

[CarolKing]

They are the vampires that live amongst us that prey on children.

John Walsh is referring to child molesters.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[grokit]

 

[KidFated.]

Happiness is a warm Vapman.

 

[ChippyMalone]

I do give John Lennon co-writer credit for that.

 

[livewithkindness123]

Live with kindness, live with caring , live with faith and generous sharing, live this way for when you do all good things return to you ! From a card my aunt gave me on grad. From high school over 30 years ago.

 

[momofthegoons]

author unknown

 

[Havelock Vetenari]

 

[southernfriedgrass]

"[W]hen innocence itself, is brought to the bar and condemned, especially to die, the subject will exclaim, it is immaterial to me, whether I behave well or ill; for virtue itself, is no security. And if such a sentiment as this, should take place in the mind of the subject, there would be an end to all security what so ever."

~ Adams’ Argument for the Defense: 3–4 December 1770

 

[grokit]

"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."

~ Eddie Blake

 

[DDave]

“It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired…. you quit when the gorilla is tired".

 

[MileHighLife]

It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayers teet until they have sore, chapped nipples.

Once a year, every branch of the government meets in a room and announces what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. For a libertarian such as myself, it's philosophically horrifying.

Ron fucking Swanson

 

[farscaper]

 

[momofthegoons]

Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people.

Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[SSVUN~YAH]

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[Havelock Vetenari]

“Sometimes, you have to be kind to be cruel,...”
Nanny Ogg

“I don’t hold with paddlin’ with the occult.
Once you start paddlin’ with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you’re believing in gods.
And then you’re in trouble.”

(Nanny Ogg: “But all them things exist.”)

“That’s no call to go around believing in them.
It only encourages ’em.”
Granny Weatherwax

 

[Joel W.]

"We cannot take action on climate change until everyone in the world agrees that gay marriage vaccines won't cause our children to marry goats who are going to come for our guns."

 

[Nooky72]

 

[KidFated.]

High hopes, low expectations.

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[grokit]

 

[Joel W.]

^words to live by.

 

[farscaper]

I wait for dawn but the night just keeps getting darker...

 

[grokit]

“A nation of sheep always brings about a government of wolves.”

~ Edward R. Murrow