Favourite Quotes

[momofthegoons]

 

[DDave]

 

[grokit]

"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him a...(wait for it).... super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

~ Mindy Fischer

 

[Nooky72]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

"My dad says butane's a bastard gas."

-Bobby Hill

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[grokit]

If the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ***,
you say, "Thank You. And God Bless America."

~ Red Forman

 

[Wahiker]

"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

 

[CarolKing]

Mr Stewart telling it like it is... - Pencillin

 

[grokit]

Awesome ^meme, that's exactly what I'm saying !

 

[grokit]

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

"I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho."

 

[CarolKing]

Best anti-war pro-veteran/troop statement ever. - JohnFloorwalker

 

[grokit]

 

[KidFated.]

eat right, stay healthy, die anyway.

Maybe that^ belongs in the depressimistic thread.

 

[Crohnie]

"Not only do I think Marijuana should be legalized; I think it should be mandatory."



Bill Hicks

 

[grokit]

Nice story

 

[DDave]

 

[Stu]

 

[vapomancer]

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adam

 

[Nooky72]

 

[Nooky72]

“Be careful what you water your dreams with. Water them with worry and fear and you will produce weeds that choke the life from your dream. Water them with optimism and solutions and you will cultivate success. Always be on the lookout for ways to turn a problem into an opportunity for success. Always be on the lookout for ways to nurture your dream.”

- Lao Tzu

 

[CarolKing]

anti-vaxxers, climate change deniers, and moon landing skeptics are common, this has never been more relevant.

 

[Havelock Vetenari]

"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis."

"Will cannot be quenched against its will. "

"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark. "

"Remember tonight... for it is the beginning of always. "

"Follow your own star! "

All classic gems from Dante Alighiery.

 

[crawdad]

"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be." -Abraham Lincoln

"Only great minds can afford a simple style." - Sendhal