Favourite Quotes

[DDave]

-Unknown Authors Rock!

 

[Crohnie]

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"


June Cleaver, Leave It To Beaver

 

[grokit]

“I don’t care what happens to you. I don’t care what happens to your country, I don’t care what happens to your species. You can all go get fucked, because it’s fun to watch you destroy each other; it’s entertaining.”

~ George Carlin

 

[hd_rider]

What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.

 

[DDave]

And it's rumored that he said this while chewing bubble gum!

 

[Radio]

 

[Crohnie]

"Don't FUCK with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."


Joan Crawford, Mommie Dearest

 

[Radio]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

 

[Havelock Vetenari]

"One thing you can be sure about in life,just when you think that things are never,ever going to get better...they suddenly get worse!"
Victor Meldrew.

(Start at around 10:20 for the actual quote.)

 

[DDave]

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[Crohnie]

"Each night Father fills me with dread
When he sits at the foot of my bed;
I'd mind not that he speaks
In jibbers and squeaks,
But for seventeen years he's been dead."


Edward Gorey

 

[Radio]

Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.

Leonardo Di Vinci

 

[Crohnie]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."



Silence of the Lambs

 

[DDave]

 

[Nooky72]

 

[momofthegoons]

 

[DDave]

It's not Monday, but doesn't this apply to every day?

 

[Havelock Vetenari]

Come to that Stewie's/Brian's "Because everything is better with a bag o' weed..." is a definite favourite quote of mine :

 

[grokit]

 

[DDave]

Awesome quote! Tatoo worthy, meh. But definitely worth a posting...

 

[Crohnie]

"Keep away! The sow is mine!"





Pazuzu, The Exorcist

 

[lwien]

Music is a vessel for emotion.
---Gwen Stifani

 

[hd_rider]

We never lose friends. We simply learn who the real ones are.

 

[grokit]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.

So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

~ Emo Philips