I like to think I am fairly vigilant but......
this one time (at band camp yuk yuk)......
In Las Vegas a buddy of mine and myself were trying to find something to do besides gamble. Lets call my buddy Justin,.. names have been changed to protect the guilty.
We started trying to find a bag. This was waaaay back in the day, before I knew people all over the country. As we were walking down the street a large gentleman says under his breath "nugs, nugs"
*note here,... In every major city there is someone on the street doing this in populated areas, in San Fran on Haight they say "Buds, Buds", in kings cross London they say "skunk, skunk" ( which sounds funny with the accent) , Jamaica "Spliff, Spliff" If you pay attention and don't act the victim you can usually get what you want. That being said, it is best to stick with folks you know.
Well, that caught my attention. So I turned around and said "yea?" and the guy asks us what we are looking for. "Just $50" we says. He says ok, give me the money and I will be right back. " I have to run to this apartment around the corner and pick it up"
yea, right !! I may have been born during the day, but it wasn't yesterday.
I tell him "Go get it and then we will pay"
"Ok Ok, I will be right back"
So Justin and I are sitting on this park bench on Fremont street watching the cops walk by and whatnot. I get thirsty and tell Justin I will be right back with a couple drinks. Then I go to get the drinks. Couple minutes later Justin comes running up to me with something cupped in his hand, all excited!
" I got it, if we need more the guy says he will be here all week!!"
We head back to the hotel and in the elevator Justin hands me the bag to check it out. Thick black bag and real squishy inside, so I open it and sure enough we paid $50 for some leaves off a bush on Fremont st. The guy ripped the edge off a trash bag and stuffed some leaves from a bush inside.
Nobody had a chance to check it out with cops walking around and whatnot,.. exactly the thing our "dealer" was counting on.
To be fair we had a good $50 laugh about that one.
Has anyone else had similar experiences?
this one time (at band camp yuk yuk)......
In Las Vegas a buddy of mine and myself were trying to find something to do besides gamble. Lets call my buddy Justin,.. names have been changed to protect the guilty.
We started trying to find a bag. This was waaaay back in the day, before I knew people all over the country. As we were walking down the street a large gentleman says under his breath "nugs, nugs"
*note here,... In every major city there is someone on the street doing this in populated areas, in San Fran on Haight they say "Buds, Buds", in kings cross London they say "skunk, skunk" ( which sounds funny with the accent) , Jamaica "Spliff, Spliff" If you pay attention and don't act the victim you can usually get what you want. That being said, it is best to stick with folks you know.
Well, that caught my attention. So I turned around and said "yea?" and the guy asks us what we are looking for. "Just $50" we says. He says ok, give me the money and I will be right back. " I have to run to this apartment around the corner and pick it up"
yea, right !! I may have been born during the day, but it wasn't yesterday.
I tell him "Go get it and then we will pay"
"Ok Ok, I will be right back"
So Justin and I are sitting on this park bench on Fremont street watching the cops walk by and whatnot. I get thirsty and tell Justin I will be right back with a couple drinks. Then I go to get the drinks. Couple minutes later Justin comes running up to me with something cupped in his hand, all excited!
" I got it, if we need more the guy says he will be here all week!!"
We head back to the hotel and in the elevator Justin hands me the bag to check it out. Thick black bag and real squishy inside, so I open it and sure enough we paid $50 for some leaves off a bush on Fremont st. The guy ripped the edge off a trash bag and stuffed some leaves from a bush inside.
Nobody had a chance to check it out with cops walking around and whatnot,.. exactly the thing our "dealer" was counting on.
To be fair we had a good $50 laugh about that one.
Has anyone else had similar experiences?