EDA's Swingin' Singles Players Club - Ladies Drink Free (1st Round Only! I'm Not Made of Money!)

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

So, lately, my "bachelor pad" has been looking a lot like THIS:

Which is all well and good, but I'd prefer it to look more like THIS:

Any advice you can give me here?

 

[Seren]

Free drink you say!?? Cheers!!

Advice?? ..... well, I guess to attract more sheilas, you could always bust some funky moves yourself. Now don't take this the wrong way, you know I adore you, but if you ask me, your current dance style doesn't really do much for your street cred, or your pulling power.....

 

[EveryDayAmnesiac]

Now don't take this the wrong way, you know I adore you, but if you ask me, your current dance style doesn't really do much for your street cred, or your pulling power.....

Oh, my dear, dear @Seren, you have no idea what my "pulling power" is like.

And I bet if I put on a ridiculous blue suit, you'd love my dancing.

Street cred? I got street cred up the yin-yang.

 

[basement farmer]

Well, should I ever take that special FC lady back to my houseboat for some Courvoisier and a fish sandwhich, she'll know that not only that I'll know exactly how to please her, but also that I'm a man of great taste.

For example, there's my pool:


and there's some of my furniture:


and she'll know by perusing my library that I'm man of education and learning:


..and after some of this:


we'll go to where the real magic happens

 

[Radio]

#1: Pop the collar. An unpopped collar is a recipe for disaster.

 

[CarolKing]