Drug tests...

[grampa_herb]

I have never tried herbal teas , but may keep that in mind . Do you have a link or a name of a good one ?

It was a dozen years ago, but I just went to a health food store and asked for a popular detox tea.

Instructions said to make a gallon and drink within a couple hours of the test. It was kind of funny cuz there were about 5 of us, including my manager, sitting in our cubes guzzling luke-warm tea at the same time, running back and forth to the toilets.

I've been through this 3 times now.

I have no idea how effective this would be against today's tests though.

 

[Ramahs]

For all the people talking about watering down (even though it doesn't work for lab tests, because they test the PH and will declare it inconclusive...but the water dilution still works for the on-the-spot stick in the cup tests), I'm surprised that no one mentioned fruit pectin, like SureGel or Certo. They sell it at most grocery stores.

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When I worked construction jobs for years, I kept a drug test kit behind the seat of my truck (especially on federal/military job sites) that consisted of a 32oz cup, two gallons of water, and a box of Sure Gel. Unfortunately, nowadays many more places do the clinical tests.

I used this method monthly for the first couple years of a probation charge until I failed one. On that note, always remember that no method of passing a drug test will always be 100% effective . It's just the nature of the beast.

 

[Mr.GoodK@t]

It is a fucking joke that in a so called FREE COUNTRY it is okay for people to examine the contents within my body based on no cause whatsoever.

I will give you my piss right between your eyes when you wake up to greet the dawn, the golden dawn.

Its funny member of congress doesn't get pissed test I wonder why they are exempted?? SMH.

 

[grampa_herb]

Its funny member of congress doesn't get pissed test I wonder why they are exempted?? SMH.

Funny too how they get free defense lawyers when they get caught with their pants down.

 

[DeeCee5]

Just a heads up for any of you guys using quick fix or any other synthetic . I had a test 2 days ago . It was a random given by the construction company that contracted the company I worked for . I had been carrying quick fix everyday because I knew a random was possible , so I went into the test completely positive that I was good . I did the paperwork , stepped in and poured the quick fix in the cup . The temp gauge on the cup said 98 degrees , and I was feeling invincible. I came out and handed the cup to the guy and he proceeded to put it to his nose and sniffed . He taps the lady in there working with him and says “smell this” . She sniffs and says “yep , no smell”. The guy then says “step out for a second”. I said “okay” and he says “ not you , her”. He put gloves on and patted me down like cop would do , and found the empty container . He fails me for “refusal to take the test with a secondary container”. I got walked off the job site . When I got back to the shop , I was told that I no longer had a job . I hope this doesn’t happen to anyone else . I don’t think most people would smell the sample , but I guess you never know ...

Maybe if I'm tested, I'll use the synthetic and be sure to dribble real urine around the exterior of the sealed cup. At least if I fail the smell test, I'll get some satisfaction knowing they will have to change their latex gloves and wash their hands.

 

[Diggy Smalls]

The only drug tests I'm in favor of involve testing different cultivars of cannabis

 

[needalift]

Took a pre-employment test today with quick fix again . Luckily , no one smelled it this time . I hope the lab test goes well ( fingers crossed ).

 

[Roth]

I can vouch for Testclear.com, used their dehydrated (NOT synthetic ) urine a few times. Friends and family have used them as well with great success. I keep a packet of their stuff ready to go at all times.

 

[Mr.GoodK@t]

I can vouch for Testclear.com, used their dehydrated (NOT synthetic ) urine a few times. Friends and family have used them as well with great success. I keep a packet of their stuff ready to go at all times.

So basically real clean pee??

 

[Roth]

So basically real clean pee??

Yep, it's actual dehydrated urine. Or so they claim at least. All I know is that it works for me and friends that have used it.

 

[needalift]

Quick fix for the win !!! I start my new job on Monday .

 

[virtualpurple]

Well looks like I’m probably on a break after tonight.

My grad school is making some changes due to difficulty getting clinical sites for the students. On November 1st I will have to undergo a background check (I just had one less than a year ago when applying for a Texas nursing license), a DMV driving tracer (whatever that is), a health examination, and drug screening. I should be able to get clean during that time but it’s still frustrating. I’ve got 8 months left in this program that I’m already hating lol, and now we’re getting hit with fees that seem pretty baseless. I also am not thrilled with having to lay off the ganja. It may not help me sleep like I was hoping for when I took up cannabis, but boy does it work great for stress and tension.