woah, I totally know this dude!
As most of you know, I have a pretty severe midget fetish.
I was so impressed by this strategically shaven midget orangutan interwebs shenanigans, I thought id get him to come around and fist my ass. (just for shits and giggles)
I asked if he could use 2 hands and a bit more lube,
then this happened.........................................
even then he wouldnt fucking shut up.