Aimless Ryan
Came to read about grinders; fucked combustion
I will probably never be physically dependent upon opioids specifically because it requires less opioid consumption to provide me relief (from immense pain) than it requires to cause constipation, and because it requires less opioid consumption to cause constipation than it requires to cause physical dependence. Thanks to gabapentin poison, though, I have dealt with constipation for a few months now; even though I have taken no more than 200 mg on any day for a few weeks. I can't deal with any more of it.
Since I have to assume constipation caused by pharmaceuticals is fairly common among people who frequent this board, I thought I'd share some tricks I've learned from dealing with constipation caused by gabapentin poison, as well as a little common sense:
If you have any tips or tricks, please share. Because fuck constipation.
Since I have to assume constipation caused by pharmaceuticals is fairly common among people who frequent this board, I thought I'd share some tricks I've learned from dealing with constipation caused by gabapentin poison, as well as a little common sense:
- Drink as much water as possible; stay hydrated. This may mean don't drink liquids that cause dehydration (like coffee and beer).
- Before heading to the bathroom, lie down on a couch (on your back) and press firmly (massage) the area between your belly button and your junk. I think my objective when doing this is to reshape what's trying to get out of me; to decrease its diameter.
- On the toilet, once it feels like Mr. Hankey is about ready to visit, use a couple fingers to press firmly on the upper crack area (and maybe some neighboring areas). You probably won't have to touch either Mr. Hankey or your asshole. But if you do, who cares? You have soap and water.
If you have any tips or tricks, please share. Because fuck constipation.
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