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Christmas giveaway! MFLB
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collegerower
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Thanks for the chance!
MERRY VAPEMAS TO ALL!
MERRY VAPEMAS TO ALL!
Bouldorado
Well-Known Member
Well I like certainly like the odds of this contest 
MERRY VAPEMAS TO ALL!
MERRY VAPEMAS TO ALL!
Purrito Purrpants
Vapurrist
'Twas the night before Vapemas, when all through the house
Every creature was hoping, even the mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that DeadShort soon would be there;
The vaporists were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of Magic-Flights danced in their heads;
And mamma with her Wispr, and I with my Pax,
Had just settled our brains on what we would snack,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature vape and a six pack of beer,
And a kind vaporist all vaped up, of course,
I knew in a moment he must be DeadShort.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney DeadShort came with a bound.
He was dressed all in hemp, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with AVB and soot;
A bundle of vapes he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a stoner just opening his pack.
The straw of a Flight he held tight in his teeth,
The vapor, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
And I heard him exclaim, as he reached to the sky —
“Merry Vapemas to all, and to all a good high!”
Every creature was hoping, even the mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that DeadShort soon would be there;
The vaporists were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of Magic-Flights danced in their heads;
And mamma with her Wispr, and I with my Pax,
Had just settled our brains on what we would snack,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature vape and a six pack of beer,
And a kind vaporist all vaped up, of course,
I knew in a moment he must be DeadShort.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney DeadShort came with a bound.
He was dressed all in hemp, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with AVB and soot;
A bundle of vapes he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a stoner just opening his pack.
The straw of a Flight he held tight in his teeth,
The vapor, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
And I heard him exclaim, as he reached to the sky —
“Merry Vapemas to all, and to all a good high!”
thesoloman
Well-Known Member
Have a merry vapemass to all! and Purrito thats a great song/poem
thesoloman
Well-Known Member
Merry vapemass to all! an to all a goodnight
Purrito Purrpants
Vapurrist
Merry Vapemas to All! 
NotPotRelated
MFLB Pro
MERRY VAPE MAS TO ALL AND TO ALL SOME BOMB ASS TREES
Purrito Purrpants
Vapurrist
Merry Vapemas to All
NotPotRelated
MFLB Pro
Merry vapemas to all fellow vaporists! stay toasty~
thesoloman
Well-Known Member
Merry Vapemass to EVERYONE!
if your in college good luck with finals!
if your in college good luck with finals!
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