Chef: I just want to tell you that drugs are bad.
Stan: We know, we know, thats what everybody says.
Chef: Right, but do you know why theyre bad?
Kyle (like a robot): Because theyre an addictive solution to a greater problem causing disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.
"Chef: And do you have any idea what that means?
Kyle: No.
Cartman: I know. Drugs are bad because if you do drugs youre a hippy, and hippies suck.
Chef: Look children: this is all Im gonna say about drugs. Stay away from them. Theres a time and a place for everything and its called college."
South Park