Best strain for sex?

C No Ego

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I have a hard time believing anyone who claims that strains are so unique that you can find specific strains for each type of activity.
there are different mixes of the same things in the different plant varietals ... why would it not be somewhat different ?
 
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VapeEscapist

Medicine Buddha
I have a hard time believing anyone who claims that strains are so unique that you can find specific strains for each type of activity.

It's definitely not right to go around trying to tell people exactly what a strain will do for them.

While many strains may have a general effect felt by the majority of people, personal biology, mental state, health, and external factors, will also play a part.
 

EverythingsHazy

Well-Known Member
there are different mixes of the same things in the different plant varietals ... why would it not be somewhat different ?
I don't doubt that certain strains (read as "clones", for now, because the current "strain" market is ridiculously unregulated, and the names mean next to nothing, most of the time), are better for some things than others, but I feel like those categories are more likely to be along the lines of, head vs body, day vs night, getting blasted vs reducing inflammation / seizures, etc., rather than, guitar vs painting vs skating vs reading, vs singing, vs sex, vs swimming, etc..

Even if strains were accruately documented, and you knew that you were getting the exact same plants each time, it would still be ridiculously difficult to tease out which times the strain made your sex better, and which time the sex was more enjoyable for other reasons, given how complex and nuanced of an activity sex is.

In regard to sex, I'm inclined to believe that (potentially barring a few heavily isolated and unique strains), the most important thing to consider would be how buzzed you get, rather than what bud you use to get that buzz.
 

C No Ego

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I don't doubt that certain strains (read as "clones", for now, because the current "strain" market is ridiculously unregulated, and the names mean next to nothing, most of the time), are better for some things than others, but I feel like those categories are more likely to be along the lines of, head vs body, day vs night, getting blasted vs reducing inflammation / seizures, etc., rather than, guitar vs painting vs skating vs reading, vs singing, vs sex, vs swimming, etc..

Even if strains were accruately documented, and you knew that you were getting the exact same plants each time, it would still be ridiculously difficult to tease out which times the strain made your sex better, and which time the sex was more enjoyable for other reasons, given how complex and nuanced of an activity sex is.

In regard to sex, I'm inclined to believe that (potentially barring a few heavily isolated and unique strains), the most important thing to consider would be how buzzed you get, rather than what bud you use to get that buzz.
I'd let the lady decide ... like picking out the curtains , I could care less what curtain there is LOL as long as it hangs like she likes it right
 

Thick Vape

In the Ballpark
The best strain for sex in my experience is edibles.

I have an edible, wait about an hour, vape hard to kick things off, then it's blindingly blissful nerve endings, screaming religious proclamations, and fever pitch physical frictions. :p

I'm not too susceptible to Indica crash so I find the strains effect the mood of the experience more than my performance. Indica might be more slow and intimate, where Sativa would be more energetic and passionate.
or as described in

The Tale of the Hashish Eater

From "The Tale of King Omar bin al-Nu'uman and his Sons Sarrkan and Zau al-Makan", *The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night* Nights 142-143, Translated by Richard F. Burton.

"Then said the folk, "Art thou not ashamed, O Hashish-eater, to be sleeping stark naked with stiff-standing tool?" And they cuffed him till his neck was red."

just try not to get cuffed until you are into it.

I am absolutely sure and convinced that effects vary largely between "strains"/clones. Cultivars is the correct term I think.
Real strains would be a whole other discussion...
 

NomDePlumez

Member
Try adding a bit of blue lotus petals, an aphrodisiac that goes back since ancient Egypt. Cheap and tasty, I love it with more citrus strains.

Damiana works too but I hate the taste.
 
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datayoda

Well-Known Member
Some strains are too cerebral while others relax your body. My preference is a relaxing strain that doesn’t make you tired.
 
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Joie de Vivre

Well-Known Member
I would highly recommend if you want to have sex, avoid Wedding Cake like the plague.

Fed that to my wife, instantly killed the sex drive.
I had a theory that if I avoid sex (but vape all the weed I like), eventually I can have wedding cake. First part's going swimmingly.
 
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snowball26

Member
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Gelato is my favorite! That's a whole different level of feelings, man. But, you know, there actually exists a higher level. Escort. There's nothing better than having some weed & sex with a Russian girl. It's actually the only kind of rest that gives me a feeling of rest. As for weed, as I've said, gelato is my fav, but actually, when I'm in the process, any weed is the best weed I guess. When I was married, I noticed that sex with an escort girl was much more pleasurable than it is now. Because you know I had a feeling of risk of being caught. Yeah, that was great, man.
 
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GoldenBud

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There's nothing better than having some weed & sex with a Russian girl from Chelsea escorts.
actually.. the real sentence should be... "There's nothing better than having some weed & sex with a REAL girl."
because escort girls = business. they're not there for you, FOR REAL
you don't and can't feel the real passion of the girl being with you
it's a lie... so... do whatever you can to get real hot girl! good luck ;)
 

hinglemccringleberry

Well-Known Member
actually.. the real sentence should be... "There's nothing better than having some weed & sex with a REAL girl."
because escort girls = business. they're not there for you, FOR REAL
you don't and can't feel the real passion of the girl being with you
it's a lie... so... do whatever you can to get real hot girl! good luck ;)
Agreed, but it's rough these days, even bottom of the barrel women believe they're entitled to the top 10-20% of guys...the dating scene is brutal. That's why I think sex work is a necessary 'evil'.
 
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GoldenBud

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Agreed, but it's rough these days, even bottom of the barrel women believe they're entitled to the top 10-20% of guys...the dating scene is brutal. That's why I think sex work is a necessary 'evil'.
Yea it's so brutal these days, was so pleasent as lovely in 2014. just when OkCupid and Tinder started +-. it started being bad from 2016 or so...

I agree with you, but IMHO, if you consume things that are a big lie, maybe you don't deserve it. get better or masturbate, IMHO.
 
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hinglemccringleberry

Well-Known Member
I agree with you, but IMHO, if you consume things that are a big lie, maybe you don't deserve it. get better or masturbate, IMHO.
Yeah that's one part of the equation, but there are other things that need to be fixed that are never gonna get fixed. Like women raising their standards to unrealistic levels and guys lowering their standards to get laid...
Also I don't see how hiring a hooker is a lie? It's one of the oldest professions, lolz
 
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GoldenBud

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Yeah that's one part of the equation, but there are other things that need to be fixed that are never gonna get fixed. Like women raising their standards to unrealistic levels and guys lowering their standards to get laid...
Also I don't see how hiring a hooker is a lie? It's one of the oldest professions, lolz
I hate this polarity, and you're 100% right, it's sad but gotta accept this things after all..
 
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checkyourlibido

Well-Known Member
Like women raising their standards to unrealistic levels and guys lowering their standards to get laid...
I know some of the standards, like you must be 6 feet tall, are weird to me. But most of the standards I see women setting are pretty fucking low. I mean most women are happy if you have a job, don't cheat too often, don't beat her, don't scream at her, don't kill her, respect her ability to give consent. I mean, our fathers and forefathers didn't have to deal with that, but I mean, women are people too?

and guys lowering their standards to get laid...
What are those standards? Lowering them to women who aren't conventionally beautiful?

I think I'm coming across as harsh, that's not the tone I really mean to set. I know it's hard for both genders. I will say this, I heard something recently that resonated with me. Something along the lines of: A man looking for a good woman is like a man in the desert looking for water. A woman looking for a man is like being on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, where there is no drinkable water.

It was more eloquent when I read it elsewhere. But I hope you get my drift, but I'm also high af, so apologies if I butchered that

Edit: to add to the actualy topic, my bad again... but I do prefer Sativa strains. I think there are strains that make food taste way better. But I can't be certain, it could be another variable. But I do think there are strains that might make sex or food taste or feel better
 

AJS

Calm Consistency
Uhh hope I'm not seeing some disrespect of genders :ninja:

Broad claims of how a gender views another based on personal experience is more so a reflection of you and your interactions with your surrounding environment than the gender as a whole.
(not directed at anyone in particular)

:2c::huh:
 

Pukka

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After reading some of the post's above I'm thanking the spirits that Wife#1 agreed some 45 odd years ago to marry this old reprobate. And to let me keep Babette the Belly Dancer in the celler (it's a nice celler 🙃).
 
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