Salutations Vicky,
How about a pipe shaped something like this?
I'm sure if you could fit a VaporGenie sphere on it that might be fun and i vaguely remember that i once was told about compatible threaded pipe handles i could have used instead of the Classic mapple stem/handle. How knows, perhaps such compatibility may happen to extend to such item. The large cavity under the bowl would help with cooling, as if the path to the mouth piece alone may not suffice... I wish my modded VG looked somewhat more like it to be honnest!
Or is there a more adapted profile layout you actually prefer?
I mean, if it's got a front puck to turn red (and inhale later) then you may not need 2 hands to manipulate such pipe after all. Unless i'm being a bit too optimistic?