Ascent Vaporizer - The Ordering, Shipping, & Other Nonsense thread

[Medical Mark]

Its not the point everyone, there the ones holding the power over us what they say is law and really speculating and assuming and getting angry at them isn't productive and won't get the units in your hands any faster.
I never put my hopes in the words of others just so ican be let down, but I this case there the ones making And sending these units to us and they know what going on, we don't.
So suck it up and be patient. Are the whole Cera thing I learned that BS flows I all directions and its not worth the stress to worry about we're they are made and where the coming from as LNG as there medically sound and work as good as everyone says.

Its all good.
Medical mark

 

[sxmokeUP]

But they are asking someone else about it, so they aren't the source. Also, as they didn't quote the "you" in "you", I can't tell who sxmokeUP is asking for comfirmation.

Yeah nigel, sorry I got you worked up, I tried to keep my nonsense in the correct thread.

 

[Vapnoob]

No ordering tonight. I heard a certain non member reviewer is telling customs: "That the Ascents are a foreign governments ploy to turn us all into mindless idiots frothing at the mouth for a yet thoroughly tested device."

 

[Dreamerr]

now you get a brand new welcome to the forum and the fun vapnoob. That is how I like it around here. People with a sense of humor rocks

 

[Snappo]

now you get a brand new welcome to the forum and the fun vapnoob. That is how I like it around here. People with a sense of humor rocks

Speaking of humor, did ya hear the one about DaVinci getting taken to the cleaners at the border? Now they aren't worth "Ascent"

 

[lwien]

That is how I like it around here. People with a sense of humor rocks

Of course, this is after Dreamer went on a temper rampage and ran everyone over that came within ten feet of her.

 

[Nesta]

Customs, eh? Does anyone remember the Zephyr Ion fiasco that literally took them out of business.

These Vape companies need to be coy about the true use of their products, don't they? ["tobacco, herbal blends", etc].
I don't remember the Zephyr Ion story. Did they get nabbed as paraphernalia? Were they seized & never released?

 

[Custom Flower Hardware]

We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused while trying to purchase an Ascent. Unfortunately, our shipment has been held up in customs since late Friday afternoon and we’re doing all that we can to get the product released quickly.
Thank you for your patience and your continued business,
Customer Service
Da Vinci Vaporizer
9484 S Eastern Ave., #108
Las Vegas, NV 89123
800-336-7224 ext 313
www.davincivaporizer.com

Whewww

 

[Dreamerr]

And the second, third and fourth shipment are held up too???????????????????????
Snappo that joke rocked...you should win one for that cause it was way better then the jokes in the contest.

 

[Shrike]

Congrats, Snappo

Your great joke wins the official non-contest.

pick up your $100 non-prize from lwien

 

[lwien]

Congrats, Snappo

Your great joke wins the official non-contest.

pick up your $100 non-prize from lwien

If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, is that a non-sound, or.........is it the sound of one hand clapping? I'm sooooo confused.

 

[Shrike]

You can only hear the tree falling if it goes through Customs, first...

 

[Vapnoob]

Hot news: The entire shipment of DaVinci Ascent Vaporizers has cleared customs!

We have a update, let's go live on the scene to Hugh Jasole. Hugh what's it look like down there. Well Jack, the Ascents were just loaded on a plane, that is taking off in a second Jack. It's in the air....Oh no!! Oh the humanity!! Looks like the pilots got out ok, Jack, but anything on that plane is on fire and combusting. Back to Jack Mehoff in the studio. Well, looks like DaVinci/Oranicix will have to sucker another bunch of people to pay for more to be made.

 

[Shrike]

I thought the Ascent's were vaporizers...why did they combust??

 

[Vapnoob]

cuz like our hopes of a timely release, they are up in smoke.

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

Dammit noob! I read the first line and thought you had serious info! What a buzzkill! But funny!!!!

 

[t-dub]

It's in the air....Oh no!! Oh the humanity!!

I thought the Ascent's were vaporizers...why did they combust??

cuz like our hopes of a timely release, they are up in smoke.

 

[lwien]

Hot news: The entire shipment of DaVinci Ascent Vaporizers has cleared customs!

We have a update, let's go live on the scene to Hugh Jasole. Hugh what's it look like down there. Well Jack, the Ascents were just loaded on a plane, that is taking off in a second Jack. It's in the air....Oh no!! Oh the humanity!! Looks like the pilots got out ok, Jack, but anything on that plane is on fire and combusting. Back to Jack Mehoff in the studio. Well, looks like DaVinci/Oranicix will have to sucker another bunch of people to pay for more to be made.

 

[Shrike]

Can't look at that pic of the Hindenburg and not have "Whole Lotta Love" rev up in my head...

 

[vape4health]

I was able to order last night.

Na just dick'n with ya.

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

Sooooo I finally got some sort of reaction from davinci on their Facebook page.......... They blocked me! Hahahaha!!! At least I know they actually read what I write. Lol I just refuse to believe this is actually a customs thing. I just want what I paid for at this point.

 

[grokit]

Man if this gets ugly it's gonna be epic. I'm really glad I paid with paypal, if this goes 30 days and no tracking number is issued I will start a dispute. This customs story has more holes in it than OJ's alibi.

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

Man if this gets ugly it's gonna be epic. I'm really glad I paid with paypal, if this goes 30 days and no tracking number is issued I will start a dispute. This customs story has more holes in it than OJ's alibi.

I believe the customs story to be complete bullshit! I don't see customs grabbing every daily delivery. Even if they only pre sold 200 units.... That's 50 fuckin grand!!!

 

[pakalolo]

I believe the customs story to be complete bullshit! I don't see customs grabbing every daily delivery. Even if they only pre sold 200 units.... That's 50 fuckin grand!!!

Okay, let's cut out the accusations of bullshit. I've met some of the DaVinci people and exchanged a fair amount of email with some others, and I don't believe for a second that they are lying to us, or that they are financing anything from pre-orders. If you can produce evidence to support your opinion then do so, otherwise shut up about it or get a point.

 

[VaPeD&CoNfUsEd]

Sorry pak, just frustrated. Wouldn't even be upset if they hadn't taken payment.