I don't like that they aren't original. I can't even be bothered reading that long one which we know was copied. Go figure out why yours isn't showing...privacy setting I am sure, so we can all go and vote for yours. To me original gets all my votes.
It showed up finally and I liked it. I hate fb so much and wish you could press the spacebar for formatting reasons. FB rots the big one. I use it for companies and coupons.
They deleted my submission! Wtf???
What was your joke?They deleted my submission! Wtf???
Hey just a heads up...there is another chance to win an Ascent today on our Facebook page
"Got jokes for us? Let us have it! We are introducing a Joke Contest for the week. Give us your best joke here on our Facebook page about vaping. The winner will receive a brand new DaVinci Ascent!
The winner will be judged based on the vote totals that the Joke Entry receives…Good luck!"
Note on shipping: .Express shipping, while they "guarantee" overnight...it's a lie and it takes 1-2 days because USPS is unreliable.I will offer free express shipping.
Fedex and UPS are the only ones that actually get a package there on time, so I will be putting up all options.
It was a play on a chuck Norris joke.What was your joke?
Clearly you have pissed off Chuck Norris.It was a play on a chuck Norris joke.
It must've been this damn iPhone! Cause I see it now that I look on my pc.What was your joke?
It must've been this damn iPhone! Cause I see it now that I look on my pc.
confused I saw your post earlier today unless there was another chuck norris one. Maybe it is buried in all the garbage being put up as original stuff lol. Some of them have likes for no reason.
Is this it, Chuck Norris doesn't need a vaporizer! He just roundhouse kicks the thc out of his bud! Since we all cant be chuck Norris..... Da Vinci gives us the ascent! If so it is still there.
I dont believe so but it said 5/6? Maybe today.have they announced the haiku contest winner?
I dont believe so but it said 5/6? Maybe today.
Maybe it was too hard to decide so its going to be two winners!
deciding too hard
two haiku will get ascent
see double vision
good morning FC
haiku stuck in my damn head
got to stop this now
If they choose to accept the "multi-stanza haiku" submissions, perhaps it would make sense to offer a long-form and short-form prize.I dont believe so but it said 5/6? Maybe today.
Maybe it was too hard to decide so its going to be two winners!
or give half off for all runner upsIf they choose to accept the "multi-stanza haiku" submissions, perhaps it would make sense to offer a long-form and short-form prize.
Woman to Man, "Do you smoke after sex?"
Man to woman, "No, I vaporize."
Woman to Man, "Figures. Happens every goddam time!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need a vaporizer! He just roundhouse kicks the thc out of his bud!"
Funny and ORIGINAL!!! That has to count for a couple of extra points!!
Not even that complicated.
Chuck Norris just glares at the bud, and it spontaneously vaporizes itself.
[I don't FB, so if that was the original joke, apologies]