Aliens Creating Portal in Japan?

[jeffp]

i can program some Roombas to carry the packages to the hole and nudge them over the edge.

That's exactly how I prepare my ABV!

 

[elevation]

I don't think they use mind altering substances on planets with a higher consciousness, but if they do i doubt we will need to bring our own vaporizers

 

[Hippie Dickie]

as they say in BoyScoutLandia ... be prepared.