A VERY MERRY DORKUS CHRISTMAS MESSAGE TO THE MODS.

[dorkus_molorkus]

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE MODS WHO MAKE THIS PLACE SOOO AWESOME!

This is best viewed in 'GOD' mode.
pay careful attention to the EDITS

Now I went and got you all gifts. but the shipping is so expensive to send items overseas, we just now throw the items into the sea and hope for the best.

So this is what I threw into the ocean today for you guys.

@stickstones - I made you a boomerang.
Unfortunately, I made you a boomerang.
It should look like this...........

but it doesnt, it looks like this.

and we all know what you call boomerangs that dont come back?
yup- sticks.





@Stu - I have noticed your beard looking a bit patchy lately. I imagine some of the fellas getting a bit rough down at the gloryhole huh?
Well here ya go, here is some replacement fur.

Now I know you are hoping they came from here..............

But they didnt.........
they came from here. I grew them myself.

Oh and I harvested them as well. No foreign labour here. I just wish I could certify them organic, but I cant.

@vtac gets 3 imaginary ounces of Invisible Kush.

wow! that stuff is awesome. sure it dont look like much, but Wow.

@momofthegoons - here is some Jeebus Toast in appreciation of all the catholic guilt she be throwing around from time to time.

@pakalolo - yes its true I got you a sex toy.
There ya go buddy. Now you can have at it year round.
(just look at them eyes, its almost like he knows whats coming)

and finally, @max

Dude, I got you what every groover with the name Max needs.

Some damn sexy 99!

THANKYOU ALL FOR YOUR HARDWORK IN MAINTAINING THIS AWESOME SITE.

 

[vtac]

Just what I wanted. How did you know?!

I can picture you barely-conscious, snarling profanities in a filthy santa costume while being dragged on an upside down children's pool cover by a team of drunk kangaroos. There's your family Christmas card for 2014.

Merry Christmas to you, you wonderful weirdo. Your antics make this site almost tolerable.

 

[stickstones]

THAT's some funny shit! lol at Paka's sex toy!

I went to the beach to walk my dog this morning like always and look what I found!!!



Thanks, Dorkus!!!

 

[Stu]

Thanks for the new beard, Dorkus! I had some help putting it on......

.....but I think the results came out great!

You really put the "Ho" in "ho ho ho".

 

[momofthegoons]

Dork.... thank you so much for recognizing my talents in guilt. It's been many years in the making, living with a Catholic man. I think I've almost got it mastered eh?

A very merry Christmas to you too. This place wouldn't be nearly as much fun without you.

 

[Caligula]

How do I get some bush extensions? That looks pretty sweet for the winter.