This discussion reminds me of Sparks.
I had many a fun night thanks to Sparks.
My gut also dissolved into a pool of misery thanks to Sparks, that shit was like battery acid. I bought 6 cases of it for a gathering of friends, like locusts we descended upon them and before the weekend was over we were writhing in caffeine enhanced drunken misery.
It was a fun ride, Sparks, but I'm glad you're gone and out of my life now. Some of the more foolhardy members of our group began mixing in caffeine powder into the "neutered" versions of the alcoholic energy drinks but that chapter is long closed in my life.