I'm afraid you're fighting a loosing battle. Pyrometers (optical thermometers, using IR) are basically light meters. So you need a spot version (rare, but around in the semiconductor/electronics world), which generally must be used at an exact distance. Mine 'sees' a .1 inch diameter spot, but has to be exactly .5 inches out.
Laser has noting to do with it, it's there as an aiming aid only. My spot version uses two lasers to control the distance. It's possible to use a normal 'wide view' one (like you no doubt have) using a lens to refocus the field of view. It takes some fiddling against a hot target to focus, but it can be done.
However, the big issue against you is "emissivity". How bright (in relative terms) does that material glow. That is 'how much does it stand out'. This varies a LOT with materials and temperatures when the temperature differences start getting bigger (like reading a vape pen). You can be hundreds of degrees off, easily.
Relative readings are fairly easy, and often useful, but absolute ones not so.
http://www.omega.com/temperature/z/pdf/z057-058.pdf
http://support.fluke.com/raytek-sales/Download/Asset/IR_THEORY_55514_ENG_REVB_LR.PDF
Sorry, I'm sure that was not the answer you were looking for, but it's the way they work.
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