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PEOPLE!!! Be careful with HT's. They are like, made of glass which is like, fragile and shit. Gravity makes things fall down. Glass fall down and gets all broken and shit. It sucks if it's a glass you had your liquor in and now your set only has 3 (down from 6,) but when you're spending...

I'm now picturing a shelf full of sparkling, clean glass... and a commode that looks like something at the NY Port Authority Bus Terminal.

After medicating. Clean your toilet after medicating, man.

The ash catcher should work. I have the version with a side car mouthpiece & it clears by about 1/8", but it does clear.

Whistling? Not normal at all. You need to send it to me and order a new one. ;) Just kidding, of course. It's norml. If you ease up on the draw, the whistle goes away. You'll notice you still get nice & medicated. You don't need Superman's lungs!

Is it plugged in? (I did this the other night. Plug into the unit was loose.)

It was $450 at Christmas for this one. No idea if this will be a wider release (10 sold in the Christmas sale) or if there will be new HT's like the recycler they also showed last year. I'm just hoping they aren't going to sell this same one now for only $250!

From Instagram:

Yes. Steven does sell the ashcatcher on its own (with perc.) I noticed a slight difference from the original (ordered my FC-MOD the 1st day) in that the bottom of the ashcatcher isn't as squared off. No big deal. Not as big as that the joint isn't level and you can easily see that it's a...

My Yeti Says Things Everyday Q Z K V X

Definitely murder. Because 79 year old overweight men don't just have heart attacks! And if you want to murder a right-wing Supreme Court Justice, you don't do it when he's at home in a routine, you wait until he is at a hunting resort in Texas. Then you leave the room pristine, the bed...

"Fuck You" to everybody who wants to throw the "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor" line back at Obama with regard to the ACA (Obamacare.) Like health care companies through your employer are better? Well, that's what I got. I liked my doctor. Couldn't keep her, as the...

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Gonzo's Attempts Neglect Juggling Apples J U G G S

Tiny Shorts Story... Walking down the street one day I see a pair of legs and a fantastic posterior (wearing shorts) bent over, digging in a trunk. Just as I thought "Nice ass," she stood up. And she was a he. All I could do was laugh and think "Well, he has a nice ass I guess." Nothing to...

I'm a bad person. I have a friend. He's the one person who shows up to help you move. When I needed a place to stay, he rented out his attic to me. He can be annoying & weird though, and has no problem slobbering all over the bong before passing it. So what makes me a bad person? He wants...

Speaking of bad luck, I know all about it. My dad used to play the lottery every day. Would win occasionally. He always told me if I dream of a number, play it. One night I had a dream that had a 4-digit number in it (don't remember the dream at all.) I told him about it & began playing it...

So, having been in custy service you have the advantage of knowing how to talk to them without sounding like a dick. Unless it comes to that.

If I was VXL, I would be embarrassed to put my name on craftsmanshit like that. Sure, it may function, but this is sold as a normal, regular item. If this were sold with an "Oops! We have some items that don't meet our quality expectations, but still work so here it is for half off (with the...

So is everybody who decided to wait for the V-Day sale & blow off the limited edition Swagger HT's glad they waited for another once-in-a-lifetime sale?