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I admit that I am a very clean individual. Typically, I hop in the shower every 3-4 days and swap out the underpants and socks at that time. I just don't smell that bad. What about you?

caught him making his lunch earlier today.. The peanut butter sandwich on rye was not out of the ordinary but he sliced up a vidalia onion and put them all over the sandwich as well. Looked like hell, I couldn't believe he did that. Is this common?

I don't really understand what is going on. How can a human woman have a relationship, perhaps even intimately, with an oversized rabbit? Am I missing something here?

I believe many of these prehistoric beasts exist and won't hesitate to kill a human. From giant squids like 20,000 leagues to the 35 foot, 4 ton dunkleosteus fish they are all scary. What can be done to fight something of such power?

I really like geese and the way they honk. You have a favorite noise?

i am amateur fisherman but I am a fighter so let's just say I am on a boat and hook a great white. I hear they are endangered but let's forget that for a second. I am starving and hunger threatens to kill. I have a 12 foot great white on the line. Do I bring it near and beat it with an oar? What...

All we hear about Jabba is he is a gangster. However, I have been analyzing the movies and I noticed a few key things that may change your opinion. Jabba provides shelter and employment for his friends. He also houses rare beasts like rancor rather than letting them die in the wild. It just...

i always turned down pineapple when offered. The texture looked too fleshy for me, plus the skin looks all thorny and weird so I said nay. I let my guard down this evening and tried some at the local Chinese food shack. It was very sweet, but delicious. I admit right now that I want more. What...

that little elf fella. Spoiler alert but he gets a knife in the chest and dies on a beach. I admit that I fought back tears. Not since Titanic has a movie brought me to near tears. Am I the only one moved like this?

Was minding my own business pruning dead wood out of my hydrangea and all of a sudden a bee went buck nutty and zipped down my pants. I screamed as I knew the pain that awaited me. Instinctively, I smacked my butt to squash the invader, but he was in there good and he stung as I punched the...

For those unawares, summer olympics this year and location is Rio! In celebration, let's talk about your skills. What event would you have the best chance of qualifying in? It can be either summer or Winter Olympic event. Obvious answer is curling but I am going to choose bobsledding. Push a...

It is something I have been wanting to get out in the open for a while now. I have a real fear of any cat larger than a housecat. This includes bobcats, Lynx, and up. I cannot go to zoos as I don't like how they stare at me. Is this a cat phobia?

I hear bison meat is great. I want a fat bison burger on a potato roll. Medium rare, lettuce and tomatie with dill pickle sidecar. My bros I want this burger! Any animals you want to eat? Could be otter, snake, whatever really

Sweet pickles suck and I don't like them. Taste awful, who needs them?

yeah bros not good. Got these little ants all over the place with huge antenna. Fast as hell, they grab crumbs and bolt. Friend says I have termites but I can't see any of those. Plus i saw a rat last night while I was vaping so there is a family somewhere. I want them dead, What can I do to get...

What the hell is this stuff? Tastes like a cross between cola and copper pennies. Gross, does anyone really drink this slop?

i get confused as to what to do to extract the meat. Do you crack the shells with the nut cracker tool or should I be asking for a hammer? I just want to make it easy to get the meat. Do you use a poker or a cocktail fork to remove meat?

As we all saw, Jenny got the AIDS at the end of the movie and died. Forest was concerned that Forest junior would also have this disease and was reassured he was fine. Here is my theory: Forest got AIDS from his mother, who had sex with the principle in order to get Forest into the school. She...

and by other hopping animals, I mean animals that hop from place to place. These includes kangaroos, penguins, and especially those little hopping goats. Always a place in my heart for these animals

When I was a child, my grandmother would create this giant green mellow mold. Contained within this jello were cool and somewhat random fruits and vegetables such as raisins and buts of carrot. She had a mayonaiss sauce for dipping. Fond memories, did you enjoy as well?