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Fuck that. I SAID I already went through the process of elimination and nailed it down to the oatmeal. I don't eat dairy, processed sugars or red meat. If I don't eat oatmeal, I don't fart. If I eat oatmeal, I fart. Simple as that. I also eat a LOT of fruits and veggies. Elluzion, I am...

Just think about what they may be thinkin' about us. :uhoh:

Fucking oatmeal. I LOVE oatmeal, but it makes me fart all day. When I go out running at the track, I'm fucking farting. Fart so loud that heads turn. I know they must be thinkin', "No wonder that old guy can run. He's fucking self-propelled". And the worst part about it is, I...

Man, I use hot water all the time and never had my downstem get stuck like that. Maybe it's because I always take it out before things totally cool down.......kinda like sex, eh?

Yup. I have no doubt that a true high-end escort would look at the original post and do one of these>>> :rolleyes:, and just shake her head thinkin', "Fucking pimp has his friends hiding in the bathrooms and closets with weapons? What the.......??? "

What I'd like to know is how can you, on one hand, portray your part in your profession as something respectful, but at the same time, refer to your girlfriend as your Main Bottom Bitch? What in the hell is wrong with people? :cool:

.....and FUCK harp seals for doing those animal things to senile people!!! Fucking harp seals........... :goon:

Or for those that have a secret desire to be a fish: Or how 'bout for those times when you wake up from a nightmare and want to kill somebody:

Ok, so if the Death Watch isn't your cup-o-tea, how 'bout THIS:

The Death Watch? How do you think your wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend would react if you purchased this as a special birthday gift? Could be one of the best gifts ever...............maybe. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/259499751/tikker-the-wrist-watch-that-counts-down-your-life

What's that saying? The only way to truly succeed is being willing to fail.

I just talked to DV yesterday and she said that she's putting me on the sombrero waiting list. Go go go sombrero:

But why would that be a surprise? It seems like it would be common sense that people would like to use a variety of different size loads, eh? Way back in June, when the Ascent was first introduced, I suggested that DV offer a "bowl limiter" as an optional accessory in this thread.....post...

It's really kind of odd with the bowl size and with the bud not staying put on the bottom resulting in weak hits. One has to wonder if the Ascent was either designed by someone who's never vaped before, or if it was designed with the idea that everyone was going to fill the bowl to the max...

Work ceases to be work when you are doing something that you passionately enjoy doing. It then becomes fun, and getting paid for it just becomes icing on the cake. Go for it.

Nope. Not gonna happen. Latkes are too good to toss. On the other hand, my sisters first try at making homemade matzo balls would be perfect to toss. If you got hit in the head with one of those, it'd knock you the fuck out.

Naw. He'll offer you Fosters cans filled with my colonic purge. Now THAT'S heaven. :brow:

Yeah. I thought the same thing when I saw how the wood was mated (or in this case, not mated) to the trim in the upper right hand corner.