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With sunset fast approaching on the East Coast, please spare a thought for my fellow Floridians who are spending their last few hours with two hands 🙏

Sorry about that. What a dumb motherfucker. Every website and app on earth makes money by getting as many eyeballs as possible on their properties, for as long as possible. Amazing that this genius doesn't understand this. But I got you, @Grass Yes

Mount Olympus, Mars. The tallest mountain in the Solar System. About 3 times taller than Everest.

30 Rock was a masterpiece. More jpm (jokes per minute) than any show I can think of. "Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s..."

I'm actually unaware of any rebuildable tanks/carts for cannabis oil. Do you have a link to what you're referring to? Unfortunately I haven't been filling my own carts for the past few years. Depending on how terpy your rosin ends up, you may not need to add more terps. Simply decarb. If...

Macbill's over here trying to give me a fucking heart attack first thing in the morning. Here's a review of Floriduh's newest Laws: Permitless Carry: Yep. I've always said the biggest Problem facing the Sunshine State isn't the lack of decent paying jobs. Or the unaffordable housing. Or...

Another pic of Saturn from the Webb

Every once in a while I wonder if I should give a Cricket a whirl. Mostly, because it's more pocketable looking than the Proxy. But the soonest I'd jump in is if they release a v2. Even then, I'm guessing Puffco will release a v2 Proxy with app control before then and I'll convince myself I...

LOL. America's Left Wing Marxist Party made that guy their leader. Not a guy calling for tuition free public college or something. But rather... a guy concerned with making sure it's possible to garnish the wages of Americans whose parents couldn't afford to write a six figure check for...

Rob probably thinks no one will notice given that Floridians already have more brain damage from lead than the residents of any other State...

The New York Times has some tips on how readers can deal with their crushing student loan debt. Fun fact, the sitting President is the person most responsible for death being the only way to escape student loan debt. https://theintercept.com/2020/01/07/joe-biden-student-loans/

I will say.... at least Meatball Rob remembers the Departments he wants to cut. The funniest part about this was, Rick went on to lead the Department of Energy, the very department he couldn't remember but definitely wanted to cut.

If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, there's no progress. If you pull it all the way out, that's not progress. Progress is healing the wound that the blow made. And they haven't even pulled the knife out much less healed the wound. They won't even admit...

Satan is roasting the fuck out of the "Virgin" Mary

A few weeks ago I accidentally quit vaping nicotine. In part, due to draconian flavored e-juice bans in Gruesome Gavin Newsom's Commiefornia. I've noticed a few unexpected health benefits since getting nicotine out of my system. And one is... my dick works a bit better. Didn't notice a...