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Well, you didn't read the article. The school isn't removing dictionaries because the kids are getting iPads. They're removing dictionaries to stay compliant with Rhonda Santis's stupid fucking laws. That's why the dictionaries are going away. "The media" is accurately reporting the story.

I don't know if Jimmy Kimmel is on some unreleased Epstein list. But I tend to doubt that Aaron Rogers, one of the dumbest motherfuckers in the dumbest country in the history of this planet, cracked the case. Aaron Rogers full 2023 season highlights: Also, given that Jordan Love has...

It turns out "nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMorE!!" is more ancient than I thought. It even predates crapitalism. From 1349, in the aftermath of the Bubonic Plague. Relevant because COVID removed hundreds of thousands of workers from the labor pool. From deaths, disability, and people taking...

So, last year was also an El Nino year. That causes slightly hotter temperatures. However, El Nino happens every 2-7 years. And 2023 was the hottest year in 125,000 years. Before human civilization began. There's a natural explanation for the hotter temperatures 100,000+ years ago. No...

Can Apple make Goggles cool? An homage to their original iPhone commercial:

I guess we're not really "free speech absolutists" either. Posted in the quotes thread, but this immediately came to mind:

I guess it was never really about "tHE cHiLdrEn" :shrug: https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4391617-gender-affirming-care-access-ohio-trans-adults-restricted-new-administrative-rules/ https://newrepublic.com/post/177893/florida-republicans-introduce-terrifying-assault-trans-rights-bill...

Brother, if you have a time machine that can get you back to 1945, who gives a shit about Trump? Just bring back a pallet of blood pressure meds to FDR. He was 63 when he died. A baby by today's presidential standards. He could've been President deep into the 1960's. Society today if FDR...

Free moneymaking idea. Set up a big TV outside of trailheads. Put this video on a loop. Sell shitty pizza at a 300% markup. Profit. Get your money up not your funny up💪

I have some ideas on how Gen Z can impress Jodie Foster...

There were kids who turned in their hog parents, which is very funny. There are people who had their brains so thoroughly broken by Fox News and other conservative media that they're now sitting in Federal prison because they tried to overthrow the Republic and make a guy who thinks you can...

This 4chan post needs to be in future history textbooks.

Sorry, but if a piggie pulls this out at a traffic stop, I'm just gonna go for their gun. Suicide-by-cop is preferable to whatever is going on this video.

ACAB, but I gotta say. Respect to this guy for getting a direct mace hit without even looking.

In China, they'd have the decency to execute at least one Boeing Executive. But in the land of Personal Responsibility and Bootstraps? We give them 7 figure bonuses. From the last time one of these 737 Max's broke: