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at least Mr. Langlais offered something :shrug:

Unfortunately liberal commies don't understand how the Free Market works :disgust:. It's in the best interest of the shareholders to spend money on hitmen to whack whistleblowers instead of quality assurance. The Boeing CEO understands this, which is why he gets paid $33 million per year to go...

Margaret Thatcher died 11 years ago today. Some might say that in a decent society, one shouldn't celebrate the death of an old woman. But somebody once told me "there's no such thing as society", so I'm glad that evil old bitch is currently burning in Hell :shrug:

🕶️for woke girly men only 👇 sorry libs...my eyes are built different 💪

This Lurch-looking freak ran for Senate as a Berniecrat. Then he had a debilitating stroke, causing permanent damage to his brain. And now he's a conservative. https://t.co/nQvURgYFC0

If I stood to inherit anything from my 65 year old Fox News parents and really needed the money, I would simply show them this video.

meme from 1905

https://www.theonion.com/israel-orders-strike-on-chef-jose-andres-boyhood-home-1851388482 Tapas? More like Hamas....

https://www.livescience.com/space/space-exploration/nasa-engineers-discover-why-voyager-1-is-sending-a-stream-of-gibberish-from-outside-our-solar-system As soon as these nerds reestablish communications, they need to send exactly one more signal. Oh fuck. I just found out Voyager isn't the...

I don't have kids. But I feel like if your Large Teenage Son was deemed too stupid to serve in a military that hasn't won a war since 1945, maybe you shouldn't let him cross State lines with a machine gun to protect a gas station :shrug:

fair and balanced It's his turn. And clapping is no longer optional.

"Everybody! Hold your dynavaps up! We can get one more quick sesh in!"

Happy First Contact Day to all who celebrate🖖

🕯️🕯️🕯️manifesting something real quick 🕯️🕯️🕯️

Better be leaving that daylight savings time bullshit on Earth :disgust:

dumb commies love bitching about capitalism but this shirt was for sale less than 30 minutes after the shaking stopped:shrug: