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  1. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !!! making random sounds to see if my GH comes faster, wonder if this is now going to be moved to the other thread :P a lot of people dont really understand but deadliest thing about the waiting is the wait it self waited ... 1 month and 1 day
  2. Hjalmark

    Discontinued The Grasshopper

    Next month on Grasshopper time means 1 year later because they live in a special timezone called "unrealistic expectation"
  3. Hjalmark

    magical mind magic fantasy hour ... with daily questions and your answers

    Mine would be on a small island on a large lake with some trees to hang my hammock and a easy place to dock my kayak, love spending time out in nature and being somewhere far from humans and watch the stars and wake up by the sunrise is magical. that is my perfect place to chill and sync up
  4. Hjalmark

    magical mind magic fantasy hour ... with daily questions and your answers

    :leaf: Keep the format short, keep it dank as hell :leaf: Today imagination challenge is to :myday: close your eyes and think about your perfect chill out place !
  5. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    Awesome to hear ! hoping to see people announce their shipping confirmation for each month of the 2015 WEEKLY ! and then I am like ... "okey hopper lab is finally rolling not trolling" ... sick rhymes
  6. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    April coming up ... this going to be very slow weeks until I can finally ask them to update my estimate and I am going to ask them to be "realistic for ones" :D
  7. Hjalmark

    Discontinued The Grasshopper

    That thing she said in the end of the letter ... ... made me thing off this I guess its safe .. or is this why it keeps dying ?, sometimes I wish we could see like build log like video game designers do, so we can see the "bug fixes" listed every "change/upgrade" they do
  8. Hjalmark

    Best strains for the blues

    Dj Shorts Blueberries are life savers when it comes to my insomnia !
  9. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    yeah I thought be totally fucking obvious but then again there are totally crazy enough people to mean it with an "thread like that" but yeah sorry was not going to scare the pants off you :D I kid, I kid... (<-- insert Brooklyn accent here)
  10. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    Dont you DARE speak badly of sweet sweet HL ! HE IS AN ANGEL ! I CUT YOU !! I CUT YOU BAD !!! ups sorry I meant ... What ever do you mean my kind sir ?
  11. Hjalmark

    Best strains for the blues

    All of those above I thing are sativa that give you energy and clear headed high for most parts, I personally use blueberry or other Afghani strains for my life long sleeping problem around ADHD and anxiety Leafly.com is an awesome place to start strain hunting, dont take the information with...
  12. Hjalmark

    Best strains for the blues

    C99 from Grimm brother Rare as fuck because it gives a really uneventful clear headed high but I dont know what I would do if I would lose the mother plant that been keeping me sane for the last 2 years if I need something stronger I turn to Jack Herer but that is basically one of c99 daughters ;)
  13. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    Yeah I actually would like them to just give us realistic shipping numbers or at least tell us straight out where in the line we are my order number (March 2016) 25xxx is suppose to be no indication of where I am in line but just speculating with the little we have so I seen people getting...
  14. Hjalmark

    Discontinued The Grasshopper

    So basically if you wanna get a grasshopper then buy a cheap portable vape to hold you out for a year or two while you wait :D
  15. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    Fuck sake folks on this thread making me read 3-4 pages of "shit tossing" without any useful information. here is a fun fact ! toast with butter and cheese is pretty good breakfast ! MILLION TIMES MORE USEFUL !
  16. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    yeah I am March 2016 preorder and just out of curiosity to check their "estimate" abilities I asked if there was a change of getting it in April like my "estimate" on their site and they said nope not going to get it by 16 of April (going on a 10 day hike) but we are going to try everything we...
  17. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    I could not resist to ask what is your "preorder" date ? And on sadder note ... if this has happened more then ones, is it not up to GH labs to pay for the shipping ? just find that fair as you are basically beta testing it for them
  18. Hjalmark

    The Grasshopper Shipping Poll

    yeah I was wondering if we should email them a really friendly one and ask if we can get like "status update"? ... maybe I should become ... ACTION 9 your local Grasshopper journalist ! bringing you what is happening ... at the hour ... in the hour ... with Roy Zellweger with the weather yes...
  19. Hjalmark

    Discontinued The Grasshopper

    I feel your pain with the sativa ! Only thing I have at the moment and been having an insomnia episode for a month now not because sativa but because ADHD and stress, thankfully I have some great friends around my home country and getting some dark indica hash in the mail soon what you talking...
  20. Hjalmark

    Discontinued The Grasshopper

    Its so enjoyable watching the FC forum compare to Reddit over the Grasshopper rather insane waiting time but I think I fall in the later group that is basically doing this >>>> http://www.wikihow.com/Design-a-Baby-Nursery while we are waiting for their grasshopper babies :D going to get a...
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