old-fart
Maybe not the oldest, but possibly the fartiest!
Another downside to the DIY tabletop bong. It appears I was putting too much pressure on the glass flask from the top of the wood frame. I noticed a little water at the base, and when I disassembled the frame, I noticed the bottom of the glass is cracked! Guess I'm buying a new flask (third one) and using some washers to put less pressure on the glass. :-(
