What Olympic event would you have your best chance of qualifying in?

2 Cycle · Jul 6, 2016

For those unawares, summer olympics this year and location is Rio! In celebration, let's talk about your skills. What event would you have the best chance of qualifying in? It can be either summer or Winter Olympic event. Obvious answer is curling but I am going to choose bobsledding. Push a sled for ten seconds, jump in and collect a medal. I like that and would be a good teammate with my Evo as well. So what event for you?

yogoshio · Jul 6, 2016

Eating.

syrupy · Jul 6, 2016

yogoshio said:
Eating.

Joey Chestnut will be hard to beat in that category.

I'm going with oly lifting or archery. My dream event would be the biathlon.

lwien · Jul 6, 2016

Sleeping but there's no way in hell that I'd ever medal.

nosmoking · Jul 6, 2016

syrupy said:
Joey Chestnut will be hard to beat in that category.

That was a sick performance and such a crude technique...70 hot dogs and he was shoving them back in as they were coming back out. He almost ruined eating for me honestly but I just chise the hamburger instead!

I would compete in downhill alpine snowboarding if I could. I am a really good boarder but I would still probably eat snow and ice...still I would totally do it!

Stevenski · Jul 6, 2016

I was an Olympic level bong ripper for sure. Sprints, middle distance & endurance I had it all at elite level.

Maitri · Jul 6, 2016

Pole Vault - I can get impressively high...

DDave · Jul 6, 2016

yogoshio said:
Eating.

lwien said:
Sleeping

Yep, there's only one major activity left and if I must, then I must... so SIGN ME UP! :brow:

Maitri · Jul 6, 2016

DDave said:
Yep, there's only one major activity left and if I must, then I must... so SIGN ME UP!

How did you end up with the crappiest job? :rofl:

DDave · Jul 6, 2016

Maitri said:
How did you end up with the crappiest job?

I know.. .I know... just stepping up to take one for the team.... :rockon:

TeeJay1952 · Jul 7, 2016

Drug testing. I can figure out what they are without a laboratory.

Joel W. · Jul 7, 2016

Hackysack with old school rules.

h3rbalist · Jul 7, 2016

Badminton.

I was under 16 England champion in '91

I could have competed at world level but had major issues with my life at that time.

Regrets... Regrets...

vapirtoo · Jul 8, 2016

Badminton!
That game rocks.
It is fun just hitting the birdie even without a net.
My real event would be the 400 meter dash or
the alcoholic hot tub marathon .

ginolicious · Jul 8, 2016

Joint rolling. Lol

His_Highness · Jul 8, 2016

Breast Stroke

What Olympic event would you have your best chance of qualifying in?

2 Cycle

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yogoshio

Annoying Libertarian

syrupy

Authorized Buyer

lwien

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nosmoking

Just so Dab HAppy!

Stevenski

Enter the Dragon

Maitri

Deadhead, Low-Temp Dabber, Mahayana Buddhist

DDave

Vape Wizard

Maitri

Deadhead, Low-Temp Dabber, Mahayana Buddhist

DDave

Vape Wizard

TeeJay1952

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Joel W.

Deplorable Basement Dweller

h3rbalist

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too

vapirtoo

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ginolicious

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His_Highness

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king