Mr. Gweilo 420
Dude
When you really think about fucking it is pretty stupid lol
Fleshlights
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Poostuff
Please delete
I wasn't having a go at anyone, they're a good thing, lots of people use them for different reasons & it should be a fun topic to discuss.
1DMF
Old School Cheesy Quaver
if fucking trumps vaping, have you tried doing both at the same time...
That's a science experiment we could all get on board with
AGBeer
Lost in Thought
Meh, like a Reeses peanut butter cup, they are 2 great tastes but they dont necessarily go great together.
Fucking is intimate. (Normally) Whether you are paying someone to keep their mouth shut and let you leave, or are pleasing your partner because you enjoy that connection, there IS a connection. (Physically at least)
I like to vape, I like to fuck, and on occasion I like to rub one out.
Come to think of it, there has been a time or two where I was vaping and rubbing one out.
Masturbation is a very selfish act (and its SUPPOSED to be) thats the point (hail Satan)
People say that God punishes baby kittens and babies by punching them in the face when you do it, but thats okay. Stroke away. Stroke away...
Speaking of which:
I heard a stupid rumor about Billy Squire's "The Stroke".
They said it was about 'getting a handjob from another man' (or something like that) but thats not the case...
Its REALLY about the record company execs and how they 'Stroke' your ego and fill you with a false reality and sense of self worth (for their gains).
Fucking is intimate. (Normally) Whether you are paying someone to keep their mouth shut and let you leave, or are pleasing your partner because you enjoy that connection, there IS a connection. (Physically at least)
I like to vape, I like to fuck, and on occasion I like to rub one out.
Come to think of it, there has been a time or two where I was vaping and rubbing one out.
Masturbation is a very selfish act (and its SUPPOSED to be) thats the point (hail Satan)
People say that God punishes baby kittens and babies by punching them in the face when you do it, but thats okay. Stroke away. Stroke away...
Speaking of which:
I heard a stupid rumor about Billy Squire's "The Stroke".
They said it was about 'getting a handjob from another man' (or something like that) but thats not the case...
Its REALLY about the record company execs and how they 'Stroke' your ego and fill you with a false reality and sense of self worth (for their gains).
Harmoniousliving
Well-Known Member
He must not be doing it right !SAY WHAAA???
1DMF
Old School Cheesy Quaver
Really, wow... bit of a weird deity to believe in if it does that kind of shit!
So according to @biohacker, now all you need to do is munch on that buttercup and you'll be doing all three at the same time (giggity!)
1DMF
Old School Cheesy Quaver
The individual "Ménage à trois".... or as De La Soul would put it.
Just me, my vape and fleshlight!
Because...
... Three is the magic number
Back to topic...
Does anyone worry about the rubbers used in these products?
Not a good pace to get a rash or allergic reaction!
Just me, my vape and fleshlight!
Because...
... Three is the magic number
Back to topic...
Does anyone worry about the rubbers used in these products?
Not a good pace to get a rash or allergic reaction!
FlyingLow
Team NO SLEEP!
ROT
ROTFL~ Not sure you need to worry about off gassing unless you try to smoke out of one
I'm sure most use medical grade materials...
ROTFL~ Not sure you need to worry about off gassing unless you try to smoke out of one
I'm sure most use medical grade materials...
1DMF
Old School Cheesy Quaver
or you're rubbing too ferociously and causing the material to off-gas through friction!
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His_Highness
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
My parents were open to discussing just about any topic and believed that if one of their children was astute enough to ask a question they should attempt to answer it at the appropriate level.
My wife, on the other hand, (no pun intended ;-) wasn't raised that way so she was quite surprised when one of my daughters asked us about masturbation and I responded with a well known quote.... 'With respect to masturbation ... There are two types of people in the world. Those who masturbate and those who lie about it'. Of course the next question was 'Do you masturbate'? My response was 'most everyone does and I'm no different than anyone else'. I also added that masturbation is natural, can be an important aspect to learning about your own body and while it's not something to be ashamed of...it should be done in private.
When my wife regained consciousness ........
My wife, on the other hand, (no pun intended ;-) wasn't raised that way so she was quite surprised when one of my daughters asked us about masturbation and I responded with a well known quote.... 'With respect to masturbation ... There are two types of people in the world. Those who masturbate and those who lie about it'. Of course the next question was 'Do you masturbate'? My response was 'most everyone does and I'm no different than anyone else'. I also added that masturbation is natural, can be an important aspect to learning about your own body and while it's not something to be ashamed of...it should be done in private.
When my wife regained consciousness ........
phooka
Well-Known Member
practicing celibacy includes no masturbation
Interesting, I never thought about that..... lots of celibate people masturbate regularily. Just did a quick google:
celi·bate (sel′ə bət)
noun
an unmarried person, esp. one under a vow to remain unmarried
one who abstains from sexual intercourse
BTW, i'm not sure how you do it..... being celibate is like being on a T-break. It sucks!!! Oh well, perhaps you are a zen buddhist monk or something and can have tantric orgasms just by meditating and breathing. My next biohack!
celi·bate (sel′ə bət)
noun
an unmarried person, esp. one under a vow to remain unmarried
one who abstains from sexual intercourse
BTW, i'm not sure how you do it..... being celibate is like being on a T-break. It sucks!!! Oh well, perhaps you are a zen buddhist monk or something and can have tantric orgasms just by meditating and breathing. My next biohack!
phooka
Well-Known Member
Ironically the one who taught me that true celibacy requires abstaining from masturbation was my Buddhist headmaster. I attended a Buddhist private school. He wasn't encouraging it or anything, simply mentioned in dharma talk one day that he was practicing celibacy at that time, and I inquired about the masturbation part. My classmates got a good chuckle..Interesting, I never thought about that..... lots of celibate people masturbate regularily. Just did a quick google:
celi·bate (sel′ə bət)
noun
an unmarried person, esp. one under a vow to remain unmarried
one who abstains from sexual intercourse
BTW, i'm not sure how you do it..... being celibate is like being on a T-break. It sucks!!! Oh well, perhaps you are a zen buddhist monk or something and can have tantric orgasms just by meditating and breathing. My next biohack!
You say "lots of celibate people masturbate regularly", well...
Lots of Christians lie, cheat, and steal regularly...
Our government who is supposed to protect us murders and enslaves us regularly..
So I can't speak for liars, but I can speak for myself.
Harmoniousliving
Well-Known Member
A+ post
You completely missed my point. The point was about semantics and the definition of celibacy differs where you read it, just like the definition I posted. I'm sure there are others on this planet that disagree with your Buddhist headmaster.
Regardless, if you don't use it you lose it! And you don't wanna fucking lose IT!!!
Curious though, perhaps you consider me a neanderthal (I do) that just wants to eat, vape, and fuck like an animal, but why do you practice celibacy? To me that sounds like an unnecessary torture and unnatural thing to do?
Do you not get horny?? Like thirst or hunger, you can't ignore.... you just suppress it by thinking about ellen degeneres or something?
That's a pretty strong statement, and not sure if this is going to go into some conspiracy theory, but you don't think that the government who is supposed to protect us, doesn't save lives and provides FREEDOM as well? As much as I complain and gripe about politics, i'm sure fucking happy where I live.
1DMF
Old School Cheesy Quaver
Really, you think Ellen is a minger? Is that why Charlie never shagged his therapist
Seriously though, I couldn't do celibacy, in fact I guess some would call me shallow, I like girls that shag on the first date, and if you aint no good in bed, the relationship is doomed.
What's kept me happily married and still madly in love with my wife for 20 years and counting
... GREAT SEX!!!!The friendship, soul mate, best friend, love em to bits syndrome came with time as the relationship matured (including us), but it was built on a damn good time in the sack!
Now even on the very rare occasion I do masturbate, I'm usually thinking of her, or looking at a Polaroid picture I took of her
For me you can't be a hippy and celibate...
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phooka
Well-Known Member
Really, you think Ellen is a minger? Is that why Charlie never shagged his therapist
Seriously though, I couldn't do celibacy, in fact I guess some would call me shallow, I like girls that shag on the first date, and if you aint no good in bed, the relationship is doomed.
What's kept me happily married and still madly in love with my wife for 20 years and counting
The friendship, soul mate, best friend, love em to bits syndrome came with time as the relationship matured (including us), but it was built on a damn good time in the sack!
Now even on the very rare occasion I do masturbate, I'm usually thinking of her, or looking at a Polaroid picture I took of her
For me you can't be a hippy and celibate...
This description seems most appropriate to help you understand my perspective on it.
"In the religious movement of Brahma Kumaris, celibacy is also promoted for peace and to defeat power of lust and to prepare for life in forthcoming Heaven on earth for 2,500 years when children will be created by the power of the mind even for householders to like holy brother and sister.[27][28]
In this belief system, celibacy is given the utmost importance. It is said that, as per the direction of the Supreme God those lead a pure and celibate life will be successfully able to conquer the surging vices. The power of celibacy creates an unseen environment of divinity bringing peace, power, purity, prosperity and fortune. Those with the power of celibacy are eligible to claim a bright future of Golden Age of heaven / Paradise. Brahma Kumaris' concept of identifying the self as a soul, different from physical body, is deeply linked to the philosophy of celibacy. It is said that the craving for sex and impure thoughts are the reason for the whole trouble in the universe today. And celibacy is to lead the pure relationship in one's life."
All things are sacred.
Conscious breathing is infinitely powerful.
Sex is what kept my marriage together for 7 years.. so when the sex stop the marriage fell apart. It left me looking for something more fulfilling on another level.
Sex is not a strong enough foundation to build a family on. Make her some brownies instead.
EDIT: removed formatting from pasted text, thanks @RUDE BOY
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grokit
well-worn member
It's called tantric sex, I'm sure there's a wiki for it. Here it is.
It's not a bad google search either.
It's not a bad google search either.